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Let's play this game again

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    They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.

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    #292

    Global warming solved.

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    • O [email protected]

      The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

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      Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame. You die when the campaign ends.

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        Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame. You die when the campaign ends.

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        Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.

        So this one esentially boils down to "you only play once and your friends are pissed"

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          ,,..For half an hour

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          Then a X2 multiplier is applied to a random side effect

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          • M [email protected]

            The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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            #296

            Saturation is a side effect of eating you won't receive.

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            • M [email protected]

              Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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              #297

              Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.

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              • B [email protected]

                Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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                #298

                They all try to come over to your place, even the insects.

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                • C [email protected]

                  I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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                  They appear all at once, directly above your head

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                    I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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                    #300

                    You also get 1 trillion in cash delivered to the same location.
                    https://whatif.xkcd.com/111

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....

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                      Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you'll never ever have.

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                        With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                        • W [email protected]

                          With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                          But every time someone worse takes their place

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                          • W [email protected]

                            With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                            You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                              The universe doesn't distinguish between "intended effects" and "side effects".

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                              • J [email protected]

                                Be able to transform into animals

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                                Your cognitive ability changes with you. Your human thoughts, emotions, memories, reasoning, skills, understanding and desires are destroyed.

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                                • undone@lemm.eeU [email protected]

                                  With the brightness of 1.000 suns

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                                  Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.

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                                    Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.

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                                    As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.

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                                    • L [email protected]

                                      But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.

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                                      Flanian Pobble Beads

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                                        When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS

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                                          Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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                                          #311

                                          Your government finds this ability useful and decides to collect you for... testing. Indefinitely.

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