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    Then you're just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton -- when you finally are free of it, you're superpowered. Without kryptonite, there's no superman.

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    I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.

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      That works too but I was thinking you would grow six legs and eight arms, or a bit like Tetsuo in Akira.

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      I feel like that effect would be under a different power than regeneration, like shape shifting or something. Growing extra limbs would be unlikely unless you were already genetically rigged for it.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

        Cool I get my foreskin back.

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        And sell it a second time.

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          I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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            If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes

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            Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.

            Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...

            It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.

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              it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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              This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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                Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.

                This is an interesting side effect.

                • Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
                • If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
                • Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
                • If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.

                The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.

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                A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA

                https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549

                You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat.

                You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it.

                Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke.

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                  I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                  Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.

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                    The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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                      The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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                      You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it

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                        access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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                        Oh no... I'm a cat. Done and done.

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                          I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.

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                          For the really powerful ones, but for instance I think spider man is better defined by what he CAN do, which is actually a pretty small list.

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                            it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport

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                            do the clones also have the ability to "teleport" or produce a clone anywhere?
                            because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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                              Hell yeah, I'm down for that. Get yourself a partner you trust and become unstoppable

                              Or become an untraceable terrorist, now that I think about it

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                              I think they mean someone else gets credit for it, you don't choose who

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                                The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                                  The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                                  But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.

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                                  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

                                    I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                                    And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                                      And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                                      Nothing changes.

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                                        you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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                                        Actually, 8.

                                        No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.

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                                          Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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