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  • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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    Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

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      I thought that was my resume?

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        And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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        This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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          This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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          And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?

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            This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

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            Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that

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              "Dear Egracious Cunt..."

              Ah goddamn it every time

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              • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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                Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

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                  And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                  This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

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                  • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                    This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

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                    Wait thats actually fucking genius

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                    • treeko@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

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                      The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

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                        What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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                          I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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                            my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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                              Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

                              "Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

                              Dear Fred,

                              ..."

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                                And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                                Yeah, i have a relative like that.

                                ...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?

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                                  And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                                  Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

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                                    my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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                                    Which OS are you referring to?

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                                    • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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                                      https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

                                      This is a much better version of this joke

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                                      • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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                                        The struggle is real.

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                                        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

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                                          The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline

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