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  • sexualpolytope@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

    This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

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    Wait thats actually fucking genius

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    • treeko@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

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      The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

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        What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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          I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

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          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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            my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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              Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

              "Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

              Dear Fred,

              ..."

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                And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                Yeah, i have a relative like that.

                ...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?

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                  And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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                  Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

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                    my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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                    Which OS are you referring to?

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                      https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

                      This is a much better version of this joke

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                        The struggle is real.

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                        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

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                          The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline

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                          • theprotagonist@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Which OS are you referring to?

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                            windows 10

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                            • theprotagonist@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Which OS are you referring to?

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                              Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files

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