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  • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

    "Did the alarm go off an hour ago or just now?" lol.

    That's a crazy fucking story. A bit of a scared straight moment for me, though I'm not really sure what I should be changing. Heart stuff really freaks me out, and I guess the idea that it could manifest as something so seemingly trivial is terrifying.

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    Change your diet and start exercising, #1 and #2. More veggies, more whole grains.

    I've started eating this stuff from Trader Joe's called Farro. It's wheat, but you make it like pasta, and it's a rice form factor. Super tasty.

    https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/10-minute-farro-094506

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      Suicide is your #2? Murdered specifically by a family member is higher than cancer?

      Mate, do you need to talk?

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      Generally speaking, people are bad at understanding the odds/chances of something in the real world applying to them.

      Everyone should be terrified of cancer, it's the #1 killer. But nobody puts it on their list because it either feels obvious, or by not giving it the time of day people feel like they won't "get it". This sort of response from people is normal.

      With that said, they specifically call out the way they're going to commit suicide, so yeah, you're still right to ask they're doing ok...

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        On March 4th, 2033 at 6:32am local time I will trip and fall walking downstairs. Where I will smack my head on the newel post at the bottom, breaking my neck and causing a severe skull fracture. I will lie semi-conscious on the floor for the next 16 minutes and 27 seconds before expiring at 6:50am local time.

        I don't know what happens after that.

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        Lol, that was going to be no 3 on my list. I'm at an age where I don't fall over, I "have a fall", and my own stupid feet are a trip hazard. It's going to kill me one of these days, if heart disease or cancer doesn't get me first.

        Must be nice having an exact time to work towards!

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          Old age in my sleep. Most people in my family have lived to be in their 90's!

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            Most probably heart or vascular related ilness.

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              There's a history of heart conditions on my dad's side so probably that.

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                1. Heart attack
                2. Liver disease
                3. russian bomb attack.

                In no any particular order.

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                  Heart attack, stroke, blood clot, or bleeding out. Being on blood thinners, I'd say those are probably likely things that will kill me.

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                    The way the world is going, it could be anything from starvation this decade to the eventual heat death of the universe.

                    I don't expect heart disease will be the death sentence it is now in a few decades, barring a local or global collapse of civilisation.

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                      I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.

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                      That's everyone in IT

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                        That's everyone in IT

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                        Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:

                        To Code a Mockingbird

                        Pride and Protocols

                        The Git Gatsby

                        The Old Man and the C

                        Java Eyre

                        Brave New Web

                        The Lord of the Pings

                        The Catcher in the GUI

                        Crime and Compilation

                        A Tale of Two Servers

                        Wuthering .htaccess

                        Anna Kernel-nina

                        Great Exceptions

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                          Considering my bad luck, from very, very old age.

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