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    A real prison wallet

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    That's where I keep my binoculars!

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    • J [email protected]

      In some states you could be stalked by a cougar so you want your ears wide open.

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      I live in Jersey and have a trail I run along the river, and despite the fact I just know there's nothing stalking me, this one section goes through some thick bamboo, and I always just imagine something is there.

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        I've never run with music. It appears to me, to be a pretty dangerous activity in an urban environment. I've had a few near misses 'naked'. Music while running has never really interested me anyway. I'm 55 so maybe that's why...

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        I wear a set of bone conduction headphones and listen to audiobooks. I can hear the reading, but can also hear the biker whizzing up behind me without announcing himself. They're fantastic.

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          Running in the Nineties?

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          Come on baby run to me!

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            I live in Jersey and have a trail I run along the river, and despite the fact I just know there's nothing stalking me, this one section goes through some thick bamboo, and I always just imagine something is there.

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            In WA state, young inexperienced cougars attack bikers and runners.

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              They say it's not what you know, it's how soon you know it.

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              And how many groups of joggers you run up to join before you know it.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                I mean obviously it means those things. Where would you keep them while naked?

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                I always keep music in my ass. Not technology, just the music.

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                • S [email protected]

                  I thought bottemless brunch was a socially acceptable way to get shitfaced before noon on free drinks.

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                  Yes, it does appear that "all-you-can-drink" seems to be part of the offer in many (perhaps all?) cases.

                  Anyway, definitely don't start taking off your trousers and underwear.

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                    I do this all the time. I mean unless you consider the phone in my pocket not doing anything and the casio gshock square on my wrist tech

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                      That's just how we did it before mp3 players

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                      • S [email protected]

                        They do a naked run every semester at Berkeley the week before finals. Its called dead week, where there's no classes, and its a time for students to cram for their exams, or, you know, run naked around campus.

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                        Where do people keep their keys?

                        They still wear shoes, right?

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                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          That's just how we did it before mp3 players

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                          I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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                          • gratefullygodless@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                            Im old enough to remember when "naked running" meant Streaking. There was even a hit song about it back in the 70s.

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                            Boogidee boogidee

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                            • K [email protected]

                              I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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                              yeah i'm not running with a belt on and a walkman would not be great for keeping my pants up.

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                                In WA state, young inexperienced cougars attack bikers and runners.

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                                Isn't it just at or around bars with cheap beer and indoor smoking that cougar attacks spike?

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                                  So... running

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    I mean obviously it means those things. Where would you keep them while naked?

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                                    Up youtlr ass n obviously. But I like listening to a lot of power metal when I run so I just end up cumming when I step outside.

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it's extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that. But I kept at it until the Dean of Students came up to me and asked me to put my clothes back on because it was prospective weekend and there were a bunch of high school students with their parents standing off to one side. I thought I was accurately representing what the college was all about but he thought otherwise.

                                      I felt bad years later when I found out the Dean's brother had been murdered in Mississippi during the civil rights era (they even made a Hollywood movie about this incident). He must have felt great knowing his brother had been killed fighting for black people, and he was busy making stupid white boys put their pants back on.

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                                      I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it’s extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that.

                                      I had a similar discovery about kickboxing practice and boxers. It's not fun when you're holding a thigh pad for your partner to practice kicking, and you realize that your legs can transmit energy, much like a newton's cradle.

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                                        So... running

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                                        Retronym.

                                        A new name for something that has changed because of technology. Acoustic guitars and prop planes are examples. Silent movie, black and white movie, antenna televison, etc, etc.

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it’s extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that.

                                          I had a similar discovery about kickboxing practice and boxers. It's not fun when you're holding a thigh pad for your partner to practice kicking, and you realize that your legs can transmit energy, much like a newton's cradle.

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                                          I thought you were going to say something about naked kickboxing and I was preparing my hardiest "duh".

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