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  • S [email protected]

    They do a naked run every semester at Berkeley the week before finals. Its called dead week, where there's no classes, and its a time for students to cram for their exams, or, you know, run naked around campus.

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    Where do people keep their keys?

    They still wear shoes, right?

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      That's just how we did it before mp3 players

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      I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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      • gratefullygodless@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        Im old enough to remember when "naked running" meant Streaking. There was even a hit song about it back in the 70s.

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        Boogidee boogidee

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          I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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          yeah i'm not running with a belt on and a walkman would not be great for keeping my pants up.

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            In WA state, young inexperienced cougars attack bikers and runners.

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            Isn't it just at or around bars with cheap beer and indoor smoking that cougar attacks spike?

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              So... running

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                I mean obviously it means those things. Where would you keep them while naked?

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                Up youtlr ass n obviously. But I like listening to a lot of power metal when I run so I just end up cumming when I step outside.

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                • C [email protected]

                  I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it's extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that. But I kept at it until the Dean of Students came up to me and asked me to put my clothes back on because it was prospective weekend and there were a bunch of high school students with their parents standing off to one side. I thought I was accurately representing what the college was all about but he thought otherwise.

                  I felt bad years later when I found out the Dean's brother had been murdered in Mississippi during the civil rights era (they even made a Hollywood movie about this incident). He must have felt great knowing his brother had been killed fighting for black people, and he was busy making stupid white boys put their pants back on.

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                  I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it’s extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that.

                  I had a similar discovery about kickboxing practice and boxers. It's not fun when you're holding a thigh pad for your partner to practice kicking, and you realize that your legs can transmit energy, much like a newton's cradle.

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                    So... running

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                    Retronym.

                    A new name for something that has changed because of technology. Acoustic guitars and prop planes are examples. Silent movie, black and white movie, antenna televison, etc, etc.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it’s extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that.

                      I had a similar discovery about kickboxing practice and boxers. It's not fun when you're holding a thigh pad for your partner to practice kicking, and you realize that your legs can transmit energy, much like a newton's cradle.

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                      I thought you were going to say something about naked kickboxing and I was preparing my hardiest "duh".

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                        https://youtu.be/K7l5ZeVVoCA

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                        • m137@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          Nothing is stopping you, I don't think you'd get in trouble for long so in most of the world. And if it's not where you are it's easy to go to a forest or anywhere else that's secluded enough.

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                          In the US, in most states, getting caught or recognized is enough to put you on the sex offender list. Even if you're in private. (Again, in most states.) And that means you can no longer move into a new home without informing all your neighbors that you're a sex offender for the rest of your life, among other penalties. There's no difference to the US between this and people who actually do sexual crimes when it comes to this punishment.

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                            I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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                            Or those expensive CD players with supposedly anti "scratch/jump" features.

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                              Soon: running-porn.

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                                Where do people keep their keys?

                                They still wear shoes, right?

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                                We never understood why one of the local convenience stores advertised this little arm bands that had a pouch built in roughly the size of a wallet. Then we learned the local uni had a big naked run enthusiast community and they regularly invited us you guys from the military base every year they did it.

                                Mostly people went barefoot but some had on slip ons. Vast majority of people had those arm bands though with an mp3 player or their phone shoved into the pouch, some girls wore sports bras, and some others had what I can only describe as a phanny pack across their middle. My group all wore the arm bands and camelbaks. Good times, would probably kill me to try that again.

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                                  Or those expensive CD players with supposedly anti "scratch/jump" features.

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                                  If manufacturers specifically marketed those for running, then they're at fault, yeah. Otherwise, if you take the basic idea of how it works, you'd know it probably won't cut it for running. Anti-skip works by basically reading ahead (faster than playback) and caching a few seconds of playback (in a place that's not the disc so it's not affected by vibrations) so that when a sudden shock happens every once in a while, playback will continue from the cache and the normal disc reading will have time to catch up; if however every step you do while running is potentially a shock big enough to disrupt the reading of the disc, the caching just won't have time to catch up.

                                  P.S. Sorry if that sounded a bit rant-y.

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                                    Back in my day we just called this "running"

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                                      Back in my day we just called this "running"

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                                      Back in my day we had to run uphills both way, naked, in the snow!

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                                        Back in my day we just called this "running"

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                                        "Streaking", anyone?

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                                          "Streaking", anyone?

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                                          Well that was what we called naked running

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