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  • G [email protected]

    I would say bad sex can land you in a prison too.

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    good point

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    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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      Incidentally, both bad sex and code documentation both involve std vectors.

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      • P [email protected]

        Maybe it can be translated into something else, like, "Documentation is like toilet paper, when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's better than nothing"? Or, "Documentation is like clothes, even if they are bad it's better than nothing", or "Documentation is like having something you need, it's better to have the thing you need even if is not good, than to not have the thing you need at all"?

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        I like the analogy with toilet paper.
        Because when its bad, the very thing that was supposed to help you, got you covered in shit with no back out plan, making it that much worse.

        Very fitting

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        • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

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          I can name a few examples of this

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          • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

            I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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            It's different from person to person. The most consistent thing I've found is people trying to fit each other into a cultural box

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            • S [email protected]

              kinda uncomfortable this ignores concept of consent?

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              It's not about consent. No one is suggesting rape

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              • J [email protected]

                What about rape? Is that just chatgpt reworded documentation?

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                Oh dang, how long until some company just feeds their entire codebase into an llm and calls it documentation?

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                  Deal, I've got plenty of small hobby projects that can use some!

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                  • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

                    I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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                    weird, i do not know of this culture and I'm glad cuz I'd be worthless

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                      Respectfully disagree. Sometimes the documentation is so bad that you have more questions than answers and even then, what they provide still doesn't really explain how to do something with enough details. It's all literally shot in the dark and you're just left with leap of faith. * cough * Sonicwall * cough *

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                        I've had to use outdated documentation that made the problem worse. So I guess bad documentation is like bad, unprotected sex with a lot lizard that leaves you with an itching or burning sensation.

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                        • G [email protected]

                          Nothing worse than non-consensual documentation.

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                          aka surveillance capitalism

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                          • B [email protected]

                            Oh dang, how long until some company just feeds their entire codebase into an llm and calls it documentation?

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                            I guarantee it's already happened. The question is when a company large enough that you can't avoid it follows suit.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              I've had to use outdated documentation that made the problem worse. So I guess bad documentation is like bad, unprotected sex with a lot lizard that leaves you with an itching or burning sensation.

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                              I've been there... (In a work/corporate context, at least)

                              I'll leave 'the night work' out of it, however (damn, the glitter gets everywhere!)

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                              • S [email protected]

                                I've had to use outdated documentation that made the problem worse. So I guess bad documentation is like bad, unprotected sex with a lot lizard that leaves you with an itching or burning sensation.

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                                Well put. This meme was made by someone who has never had SRSLY BAD sex.

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                                  This meme was made by someone who has never had truly bad sex/documentation.

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    This meme was made by someone who has never had truly bad sex/documentation.

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                                    Is getting a face full of pussy that stinks like a litter box better than no pussy at all? 🤔

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                                    • 1984@lemmy.today1 [email protected]

                                      I guess its also our culture where sex is seen as the most important thing in life. So everyone is convinced their entire value consists of how much mating they are doing. Maybe that would be true if we were breeding animals but we are not.

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                                      It might not hold true for everyone, but it is telling of a wide cultural trend when "virgin" is used as an insult, even though insults also exist for having lots of sex. And of course it is easy for the type of person who would legitimately use "virgin" as an insult to dismiss these complaints about society as "from those lesser virgins, they're just bitter!!"

                                      I do not really have a problem with all the sex in society, but considering other people do, it might be worth looking into. And I know I'm able to have my perspective because nobody in my life has ever pushed "sex is the most important thing, the one thing that makes us human, virginity is bad but so are all these consensual ways to have sex" in my face. If I had that happening I'd probably be angry too.

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                                        When it's bad, it's life changing in a traumatic way.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Is getting a face full of pussy that stinks like a litter box better than no pussy at all? 🤔

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                                          Good example! My point exactly!

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