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  • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

    Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

    Love, JD

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    Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.

    JD.

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    • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

      grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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      I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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      • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

        in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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        Gooner pro tip, nice

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          I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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          What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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            What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

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            My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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              First thought: "Who would buy this?"

              Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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              … the Vice President of the USA

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                My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.

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                So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

                I can respect that.

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                  Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                  look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

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                    It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

                    Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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                    if she's hydrated I don't see the issue... plus I'm thirsty for piss.

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                      Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                      EXTRA good piss!!

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                        So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

                        I can respect that.

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                        I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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                          look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

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                          Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?

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                            I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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                            Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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                              I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.

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                                Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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                                Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

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                                  Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

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                                  I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

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                                    I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

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                                    It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

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                                      It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

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                                      You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                                      There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

                                      What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

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                                        You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                                        There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

                                        What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

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                                        You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                                        I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

                                        What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

                                        I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

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                                          You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                                          I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

                                          What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

                                          I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

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                                          But you don't even know what that is!

                                          Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

                                          And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

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