Only $50?
-
Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
You know it when you see it.
-
actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
-
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
-
This post did not contain any content.
First thought: "Who would buy this?"
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
-
i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
-
Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard
-
do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard
If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
-
If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
-
Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.
JD.
-
grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
-
in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw
Gooner pro tip, nice
-
I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.
-
What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.
My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.
-
First thought: "Who would buy this?"
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
… the Vice President of the USA
-
My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?
I can respect that.
-
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.
-
It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
if she's hydrated I don't see the issue... plus I'm thirsty for piss.
-
Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
EXTRA good piss!!
-
So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?
I can respect that.
I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.
-
look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.
Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?
