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    It pulls up the print document page on 99% of programs where it's relevant

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    Only if the printer is hooked up, otherwise it creates a new tab. You are making some very dangerous assumptions.

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      Easy, remove the black pages when it runs out of paper, and someone will inevitably come by to refill it and continue the fun.

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      PC load letter‽ What the fuck does that mean?

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        ☝️🤓 that would still only be a quadratic rate of increase, not an exponential rate of increase

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        Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.

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          PC load letter‽ What the fuck does that mean?

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          Ope, a wild interrobang has appeared!

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            Oh my god we finally did it, we finally went paperless as a species for long enough that someone doesn’t know what a printer is. I never thought I’d live to see the day, but it makes me very happy that we’ve finally gotten here.

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            It's entirely possible they just click the printer icon to print things. A lot of people do not use hotkeys

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              Remember to print more than 1 copy, just incase you loose the originals

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                Just tested. It's Ctrl+right, not Ctrl+left.

                Edit: also, no-one says that the cell size has to remain default. 34 million pages is rookie numbers.

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                They were using the Japanese version of excel

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                  Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.

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                  My 3D printer printer prints only printers now

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                    Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.

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                    now we’re talking

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                      Remember to print more than 1 copy, just incase you loose the originals

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                      Remember to start the print going at 4:59pm on a Friday afternoon, preferably before a long weekend

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                        What does ctrl+p do?

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                        I've just thought of a new internet game..

                        I call it "Zoomer or Boomer?"

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                          Ope, a wild interrobang has appeared!

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                          It's a distant cousin of mine!

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                            They were using the Japanese version of excel

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                            Nice, that one got me. Happy two year Lemmyversary btw!

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                              Alternatively, after placing the period, and then plant it on the tech idiot you don't like's computer. Then sit back and watch him flail to stop and try to debug it as the printer barfs out endless blank pages.

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                                Remember to start the print going at 4:59pm on a Friday afternoon, preferably before a long weekend

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                                How big is the paper tray though? If it's a boring normal printer you're just gonna blow through 1 ream. If you're lucky though it'll be a huge copier/printer and you can burn through a few thousand sheets and a whole toner cartridge.

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                                  They were using the Japanese version of excel

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                                  Happy cake day!

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                                    I actually accidentally did this at school way back when. My mate and I decided to have an "Excel" race, where we'd start at the top of the sheet and see who could reach the bottom first by holding down either down arrow or pg down (this is obviously fun when you're 15).

                                    Anyway, I reach the bottom, many laughs are had, go back the top, continue with whatever bullshit assignment we'd been given and then sent it off to the printer. Went onto some top down mini golf flash game and pissed about on there for a bit, until the teacher stands next to me and slams down a massive pile of paper onto my desk. She didn't look impressed.

                                    Turns out I must have put a space or some random character at the bottom by accident and printed it. However the biggest issue was that I'd put my name in the header for the sheet, so every single page had my name in the top corner.

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                                      Lol except this won't work. Print spooler will hang, job never sent to printer.

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                                        Lol except this won't work. Print spooler will hang, job never sent to printer.

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                                        Also even commercial office printers usually have 500 page max unless you have some very special printer in the office.

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                                          How big is the paper tray though? If it's a boring normal printer you're just gonna blow through 1 ream. If you're lucky though it'll be a huge copier/printer and you can burn through a few thousand sheets and a whole toner cartridge.

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                                          Custom build a paper magazine

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