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Except that the printer paper runs out very quickly, so this is pointless.
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I was thinking in length and height, of course. Doubling both quadruples pages, and that's assuming you stop at twice the size.
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that would still only be a quadratic rate of increase, not an exponential rate of increase -
What does ctrl+p do?
Oh my god we finally did it, we finally went paperless as a species for long enough that someone doesn’t know what a printer is. I never thought I’d live to see the day, but it makes me very happy that we’ve finally gotten here.
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[CTRL] + [A]
Drop down Fill Color > Change to black
[CTRL] + [P]
[ENTER]
wrote on last edited by [email protected]But won’t excel detect there’s no values and no print anything?
I think it has logic to only print pages which have values.
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Type “.” In A1
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Change the fill colour of A1 to Black
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[CTRL] + [A] (Selects all cells)
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[CTRL] + [R] (Copy’s the left most selected column across to the right most select column)
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[CTRL] + [D] (Copy’s the top most selected column down to the bottom most select column)
Every cell will now contain the value “.” and be set to fill colour black.
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Right click any of the column letters at the top > Set width > 1000. (Changes the column width to 1000 pixels. (Expanding the cells so they take up more room when printing)
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Right click any of the row numbers at the left hand side > Set height > 1000. (Changes the row height to 1000 pixels. (Expanding the cells so they take up more room when printing)
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[CTRL] + [P] (Opens up the print dialog)
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[ENTER] (Selects the print button to start printing)
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Except that the printer paper runs out very quickly, so this is pointless.
Easy, remove the black pages when it runs out of paper, and someone will inevitably come by to refill it and continue the fun.
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It pulls up the print document page on 99% of programs where it's relevant
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Easy, remove the black pages when it runs out of paper, and someone will inevitably come by to refill it and continue the fun.
PC load letter‽ What the fuck does that mean?
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️ that would still only be a quadratic rate of increase, not an exponential rate of increase
Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.
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PC load letter‽ What the fuck does that mean?
Ope, a wild interrobang has appeared!
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Oh my god we finally did it, we finally went paperless as a species for long enough that someone doesn’t know what a printer is. I never thought I’d live to see the day, but it makes me very happy that we’ve finally gotten here.
It's entirely possible they just click the printer icon to print things. A lot of people do not use hotkeys
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Remember to print more than 1 copy, just incase you loose the originals
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Just tested. It's Ctrl+right, not Ctrl+left.
Edit: also, no-one says that the cell size has to remain default. 34 million pages is rookie numbers.
They were using the Japanese version of excel
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Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.
My 3D printer printer prints only printers now
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Make it so the printer prints a copy of itself every other print.
now we’re talking
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Remember to print more than 1 copy, just incase you loose the originals
Remember to start the print going at 4:59pm on a Friday afternoon, preferably before a long weekend
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What does ctrl+p do?
I've just thought of a new internet game..
I call it "Zoomer or Boomer?"
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Ope, a wild interrobang has appeared!
It's a distant cousin of mine!
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They were using the Japanese version of excel
Nice, that one got me. Happy two year Lemmyversary btw!
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Alternatively, after placing the period, and then plant it on the tech idiot you don't like's computer. Then sit back and watch him flail to stop and try to debug it as the printer barfs out endless blank pages.
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Remember to start the print going at 4:59pm on a Friday afternoon, preferably before a long weekend
wrote on last edited by [email protected]How big is the paper tray though? If it's a boring normal printer you're just gonna blow through 1 ream. If you're lucky though it'll be a huge copier/printer and you can burn through a few thousand sheets and a whole toner cartridge.
