Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Microblog Memes
  3. I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Microblog Memes
microblogmemes
231 Posts 129 Posters 1 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    C This user is from outside of this forum
    C This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #159

    Clairvoyance runs in my family. Most specifically, my sister has predicted several deaths.

    sxan@midwest.socialS 1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • J [email protected]

      I am in the same situation. "When I was a child I was the most unhinged asshole I know" is extremly common in this community and I have no clue why.

      S This user is from outside of this forum
      S This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #160

      just a guess, but it could be because kids are dumb and we were all kids once trying to figure out the world with no experience. And then on top of that we tend to remember the cringe moments about ourselves even though those moments were likely an after thought to those around us.

      R 1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • G [email protected]

        Hopefully you don't kill anybody else when it finally happens

        amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
        amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #161

        You can sleep soundly, my driving skills and reflexes will continue being unreasonably good for another 2 or 3 decades at least, and I doubt I'll still be driving myself anywhere by that point

        G 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • H [email protected]

          Wrong I presume?

          amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
          amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by [email protected]
          #162

          Oh most definitely, ADHD+autism, in exchange for absurd skill acquisition and long-term info retention I have horrible short-term memory, intense executive dysfunction, depression, although that last one has been a lot better since I transitioned. Turns out one of the things that was wrong with my brain was an estrogen deficiency lol

          E 1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA [email protected]

            Oh most definitely, ADHD+autism, in exchange for absurd skill acquisition and long-term info retention I have horrible short-term memory, intense executive dysfunction, depression, although that last one has been a lot better since I transitioned. Turns out one of the things that was wrong with my brain was an estrogen deficiency lol

            E This user is from outside of this forum
            E This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #163

            You forgot the grandiosity.

            amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • E [email protected]

              You forgot the grandiosity.

              amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
              amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #164

              Recognizing and honestly assessing your own strengths and weaknesses isn't "grandiosity", calm down

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • H [email protected]

                Or at least, you think you do.

                amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
                amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #165

                If I wasn't right about it I wouldn't have a flawless driving record

                H 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • S [email protected]

                  I don't know. It's more like a time reference than a consequence of.

                  stinky@redlemmy.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                  stinky@redlemmy.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #166

                  Gotcha, I am sorry to hear. Hopefully you find freedom and joy during the coming challenges

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • B [email protected]

                    given selokichtli already responded i'll chip in as well.
                    it's honestly quite hard to give an exact answer, but life has definitely not felt the same ever since the lockdowns hit.

                    late 2019 to like 2023 and even early 2024 flew by very fast for me. i can't even really remember much from that period and i'm not sure whether it's a direct consequence of the above, or maybe it's from COVID brain fog (i'm not even sure if i had COVID in the first place)

                    in any case things have felt off since the lockdowns. not to mention how much the internet has changed ever since LLMs got rolled out.

                    stinky@redlemmy.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                    stinky@redlemmy.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #167

                    ok, thank you for responding, my memories of 2020 are very fast too, I did not notice until now

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • goldenquetzal@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      You can't just drop that with no details!

                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #168

                      I was working in the crematory, and accidentally cut myself. I was rushing to get some ashes transferred to another urn, because the family was waiting up front. Jabbed myself in the thumb with the wire cutters that we use to get the zip ties off of the bags that hold the ashes inside the urn. Cleaned it up and put a Band-Aid on it. Few days later it still hurt like crazy. I saw when I looked at it that there is a little bit of pus coming out. I squeezed it a little and a little short of bone popped out. Felt a lot better once it fell out!

                      goldenquetzal@lemmy.worldG 1 Reply Last reply
                      4
                      • M [email protected]

                        You probably feel that way because you yourself are currently cheating.

                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #169

                        I'm not afraid of getting caught for cheating because I'm not cheating. Unless I misread that and you did something else that you're afraid of getting caught for.

                        M 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA [email protected]

                          You can sleep soundly, my driving skills and reflexes will continue being unreasonably good for another 2 or 3 decades at least, and I doubt I'll still be driving myself anywhere by that point

                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #170

                          RemindMe! 30 years

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • K [email protected]

                            Commonly it's thought of as between red and purple. I don't know where pink comes from.

                            rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                            rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #171

                            I assume it's because of "hot pink" which now I type it sounds like a euphanism.

                            H 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • I [email protected]

                              Ackshually.... Tooth isn't bone

                              rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                              rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #172

                              Right. They're hairy and secrete milk. So, mammal.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • C [email protected]

                                Clairvoyance runs in my family. Most specifically, my sister has predicted several deaths.

                                sxan@midwest.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                sxan@midwest.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #173

                                Accurately?

                                Great cover for a murderer.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                5
                                • W [email protected]

                                  My understanding is that this is also the case (legally) in most of the US. Pedestrians have right of way.

                                  People sure don't drive like it though. Too many motherfuckers doing 50 down the fire lane in front of some local shops.

                                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #174

                                  Even when the pedestrian has an active do-not-cross signal?

                                  W 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • L [email protected]

                                    I intentionally make up horrors and monsters to lurk in the shadows or under my bed. Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I stare at a corner of the room, imagining some unsettling creature that could be lurking there, staring back at me (if it has eyes at all). I imagine something reaching up to grab the leg I'm stick out over the edge.

                                    But they can't actually get me. They're created, sustained and dispelled by my will. They may stare at me, reach for me, but they're powerless. When I'm done with them, I send them back to the half-existence in the collection of ideas I built them from.

                                    It's a cruel power fantasy, to make up monsters incapable of understanding that they're the lesser horror between us, but it's fun.

                                    It also seems to help me sleep, but that might just be the fact that focusing my brain on one thing quiets all the background noise.

                                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #175

                                    youre fucked if a tulpa materializes!

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • L [email protected]

                                      I intentionally make up horrors and monsters to lurk in the shadows or under my bed. Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I stare at a corner of the room, imagining some unsettling creature that could be lurking there, staring back at me (if it has eyes at all). I imagine something reaching up to grab the leg I'm stick out over the edge.

                                      But they can't actually get me. They're created, sustained and dispelled by my will. They may stare at me, reach for me, but they're powerless. When I'm done with them, I send them back to the half-existence in the collection of ideas I built them from.

                                      It's a cruel power fantasy, to make up monsters incapable of understanding that they're the lesser horror between us, but it's fun.

                                      It also seems to help me sleep, but that might just be the fact that focusing my brain on one thing quiets all the background noise.

                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #176

                                      Kinda fucked up, tbh. But I’m really impressed cuz I probably wouldn’t have the guts to do this

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • R [email protected]

                                        I can see true magenta. And it ain't pink.

                                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #177

                                        How do you know?

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • A [email protected]

                                          I was once bitten by a kissing bug.

                                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #178

                                          Are you sure you weren't kissed by a biting bug? Bug mouths are usually very small!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups