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    Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro

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    The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

    Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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      Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro

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        The issue is the "always works for me", the same way an old white man is going to have a lot less trouble with the police or telling a handicapped person to just walk the stairs because it "always works for me".

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

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        • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Asking women out is kind of necessary to the process, even if she says no.

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          Sometimes she is the one who asks.

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            The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

            Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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            lmao leeeenux

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              Didn't Caville date a 17yo in his 30's or something like that?

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                He’s not wrong.

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                  I should get Henry Cavill implants.

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                  I should get Henry Cavill in me

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                    The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

                    Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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                    Tell the neckbeard that "M'Lady" is pronounced "Malady." It's hilarious, especially if it's in front of the woman he was harassing.

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                      Didn't Caville date a 17yo in his 30's or something like that?

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                      32-19. Still gross.

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                        He’s not wrong.

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                        Agree, it probably does always work for him

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                          Agree, it probably does always work for him

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                          What other tactic is there to get a date? Being told no doesn’t mean it’s a bad strategy, it just means that person isn’t interested in dating you, at which point you move on and ask the next person you feel attracted enough to want to date and if they are interested then they’ll say yes and if not they’ll say no and you move on and repeat. Nobody owes you a yes, regardless of who you are, and I guarantee you Cavill has been turned down before.

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                            You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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                            I also made most of those shots I didn't take

                            In my mind

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                              I should get Henry Cavill in me

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                              Have you tried just asking him out?

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                                Have you tried just asking him out?

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                                Thanks bro

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                                  Just gotta follow rules 1 & 2

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                                  • N [email protected]

                                    What other tactic is there to get a date? Being told no doesn’t mean it’s a bad strategy, it just means that person isn’t interested in dating you, at which point you move on and ask the next person you feel attracted enough to want to date and if they are interested then they’ll say yes and if not they’ll say no and you move on and repeat. Nobody owes you a yes, regardless of who you are, and I guarantee you Cavill has been turned down before.

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                                    I'm no expert, but of course there are other tactics.

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                                      Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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                                        I'm no expert, but of course there are other tactics.

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                                        I think it's frowned upon to club someone caveman style

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                                        • J [email protected]

                                          ..yes? That's what you have to do. Maybe she says no. Maybe she says yes. Doing nothing definitely won't get you anywhere.

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                                          Why doesn't she have to ask me out? That doesn't seem very equitable.

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