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  • J [email protected]

    ..yes? That's what you have to do. Maybe she says no. Maybe she says yes. Doing nothing definitely won't get you anywhere.

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    The issue is the "always works for me", the same way an old white man is going to have a lot less trouble with the police or telling a handicapped person to just walk the stairs because it "always works for me".

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      I should get chin implants

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      I should get Henry Cavill implants.

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        I should get chin implants

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        Fun fact, the Crimson Chin’s alter ego is Henry Cavill

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          I mean, I know it's a meme, so what. But before getting the pitchforks out: does anyone have a link to Henry Cavill saying this? Just curious.

          I searched and it's all memes and reaction videos. Maybe true, maybe true but sarcastic, or maybe false. My guess is it has all the making of a quote that nobody fact checks because it's too good for engagement.

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          • J [email protected]

            ..yes? That's what you have to do. Maybe she says no. Maybe she says yes. Doing nothing definitely won't get you anywhere.

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            You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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              I should get him implants 😏

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                I mean, I know it's a meme, so what. But before getting the pitchforks out: does anyone have a link to Henry Cavill saying this? Just curious.

                I searched and it's all memes and reaction videos. Maybe true, maybe true but sarcastic, or maybe false. My guess is it has all the making of a quote that nobody fact checks because it's too good for engagement.

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                I didn't read it as being a genuine quote, and I don't think the idea was to smear Cavill. I think he was just used a proxy for the incel talking point of only hot dudes think you can just ask women out and have it work.

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                  I didn't read it as being a genuine quote, and I don't think the idea was to smear Cavill. I think he was just used a proxy for the incel talking point of only hot dudes think you can just ask women out and have it work.

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                  Asking women out is kind of necessary to the process, even if she says no.

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                    Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro

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                    The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

                    Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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                      Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro

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                        The issue is the "always works for me", the same way an old white man is going to have a lot less trouble with the police or telling a handicapped person to just walk the stairs because it "always works for me".

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                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

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                        • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Asking women out is kind of necessary to the process, even if she says no.

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                          Sometimes she is the one who asks.

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                            The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

                            Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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                            lmao leeeenux

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                              Didn't Caville date a 17yo in his 30's or something like that?

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                                He’s not wrong.

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                                  I should get Henry Cavill implants.

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                                  I should get Henry Cavill in me

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                                    The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

                                    Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

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                                    Tell the neckbeard that "M'Lady" is pronounced "Malady." It's hilarious, especially if it's in front of the woman he was harassing.

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                                      Didn't Caville date a 17yo in his 30's or something like that?

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                                      32-19. Still gross.

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                                        He’s not wrong.

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                                        Agree, it probably does always work for him

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                                          Agree, it probably does always work for him

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                                          What other tactic is there to get a date? Being told no doesn’t mean it’s a bad strategy, it just means that person isn’t interested in dating you, at which point you move on and ask the next person you feel attracted enough to want to date and if they are interested then they’ll say yes and if not they’ll say no and you move on and repeat. Nobody owes you a yes, regardless of who you are, and I guarantee you Cavill has been turned down before.

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