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  • B [email protected]

    Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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    I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.

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    • L [email protected]

      That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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      So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.

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      • F [email protected]

        The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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        Are you OK now man?

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        • Z [email protected]

          While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

          Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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          You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.

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          • F [email protected]

            The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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            Just be glad you're not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father's testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain...

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            • N [email protected]

              There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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              They should be able to give birth no problem then.

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              • F [email protected]

                While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

                Have you tried both?

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                We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

                Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT 😞

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                  If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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                  That'd be part of why they're single, I guess

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                    Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy

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                    • L [email protected]

                      That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                      I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎

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                        To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

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                        • Z [email protected]

                          While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                          Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                          This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It's so absurd to the point of trolling.

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                          • alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.deA [email protected]

                            Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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                            Ya'll have some weird GI systems...

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                            • Z [email protected]

                              While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                              Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                              Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

                              This makes me wonder if you've ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.

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                              • L [email protected]

                                That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                                it makes the man a crying baby so that's something right?

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                                  If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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                                  i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome

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                                  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                                    Objection!

                                    Exhibit A:
                                    Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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                                    The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome

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                                      You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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                                        one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
                                        surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

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                                          fair enough

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