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    I see lots of people on the left type "punch a Nazi" online but then never learn to throw a punch or lift any weights and shit on self defense culture like martial artists or even gun ownership. Punching people is not something you just do. Especially to people with Nazi mentality who probably gone their whole lives feeling anti social and waiting for a leftist to engage them.

    Not saying this to discourage but to say go learn to punch Nazis and embrace being a fucking Nazi punching bear of a person

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    You can always use tools to better your work

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    • M [email protected]

      I see lots of people on the left type "punch a Nazi" online but then never learn to throw a punch or lift any weights and shit on self defense culture like martial artists or even gun ownership. Punching people is not something you just do. Especially to people with Nazi mentality who probably gone their whole lives feeling anti social and waiting for a leftist to engage them.

      Not saying this to discourage but to say go learn to punch Nazis and embrace being a fucking Nazi punching bear of a person

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      I've only not punched a Nazi because I don't live in America and they're usually around the very southern part of the country while I live in the northeast. Plus, being a Nazi here is illegal.

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        must hold soup firmly

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        AI slop soup for the sloppy soul.

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          I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
          Then I hi-fived a kitty.

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          • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

            I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
            Then I hi-fived a kitty.

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            Close enough

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            • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

              I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
              Then I hi-fived a kitty.

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              That means you either patted or punched your family...

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                I think the following is a better idea:

                Be better than them, help people negatively affected by them, vote, try to be less cynical and more rational, instead of continuing the cycle of hatred. It is better for your own mental health and the lives of others.

                I am just as susceptible to anger as anyone else and by no means above it, just to make that clear.

                I know people don't want to hear this, because humans are wired to be extremely responsive to hate (just look at twitter) and I don't mean to be preachy, but this would be a much greater net positive for humanity.

                Edit: Looking at the replies makes me think we're fucked.

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                • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
                  Then I hi-fived a kitty.

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                  • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                    I think the following is a better idea:

                    Be better than them, help people negatively affected by them, vote, try to be less cynical and more rational, instead of continuing the cycle of hatred. It is better for your own mental health and the lives of others.

                    I am just as susceptible to anger as anyone else and by no means above it, just to make that clear.

                    I know people don't want to hear this, because humans are wired to be extremely responsive to hate (just look at twitter) and I don't mean to be preachy, but this would be a much greater net positive for humanity.

                    Edit: Looking at the replies makes me think we're fucked.

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                    That hasn't historically worked out.

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                      That hasn't historically worked out.

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                      Seeing most people thinking assault is the better option, I am not surprised.
                      Even if you'd punch a nazi, do you think he'd go "oh shit, I get it now, sorry"? Usually both sides just radicalize more.

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                        you can also use them to melvin Death, don't forget that.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          I see lots of people on the left type "punch a Nazi" online but then never learn to throw a punch or lift any weights and shit on self defense culture like martial artists or even gun ownership. Punching people is not something you just do. Especially to people with Nazi mentality who probably gone their whole lives feeling anti social and waiting for a leftist to engage them.

                          Not saying this to discourage but to say go learn to punch Nazis and embrace being a fucking Nazi punching bear of a person

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                          okay, lesson here: you see those two big knuckles? those are your punching knuckles. you punch with those. you punch with the other two you're gonna break your hand. line those up with the big bone, you got a good fist. now at least you can throw a punch without completely breaking yourself.

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                          • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                            Seeing most people thinking assault is the better option, I am not surprised.
                            Even if you'd punch a nazi, do you think he'd go "oh shit, I get it now, sorry"? Usually both sides just radicalize more.

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                            punching nazis is the same as voting: vote early, vote often (this is technically a crime)

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                            • M [email protected]

                              I see lots of people on the left type "punch a Nazi" online but then never learn to throw a punch or lift any weights and shit on self defense culture like martial artists or even gun ownership. Punching people is not something you just do. Especially to people with Nazi mentality who probably gone their whole lives feeling anti social and waiting for a leftist to engage them.

                              Not saying this to discourage but to say go learn to punch Nazis and embrace being a fucking Nazi punching bear of a person

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                              Well, see, the punching is metaphorical.

                              Really you should need bleach if you did it right.

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                              • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                I think the following is a better idea:

                                Be better than them, help people negatively affected by them, vote, try to be less cynical and more rational, instead of continuing the cycle of hatred. It is better for your own mental health and the lives of others.

                                I am just as susceptible to anger as anyone else and by no means above it, just to make that clear.

                                I know people don't want to hear this, because humans are wired to be extremely responsive to hate (just look at twitter) and I don't mean to be preachy, but this would be a much greater net positive for humanity.

                                Edit: Looking at the replies makes me think we're fucked.

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                                Yes. Do all that. Except gor the voting that's the most important things.

                                And also punch a nazi. Because if you don't, they just wreck it all.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  I see lots of people on the left type "punch a Nazi" online but then never learn to throw a punch or lift any weights and shit on self defense culture like martial artists or even gun ownership. Punching people is not something you just do. Especially to people with Nazi mentality who probably gone their whole lives feeling anti social and waiting for a leftist to engage them.

                                  Not saying this to discourage but to say go learn to punch Nazis and embrace being a fucking Nazi punching bear of a person

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                                  The left was/is stupid to let the right dominate the firearms and martial arts space. I have been doing martial arts for more than a decade, and have shot a few hundred rounds. I even own some weapons that I can legally (living in EU). Next year I’m going to a 3 days combined firearms training with an also leftist friend. There is no reason we can’t or shouldn’t do these kind of things

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                                  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                    I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
                                    Then I hi-fived a kitty.

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                                    That seems, if anything, better than what the instructions dictate.

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                                      Punch? Choke.

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                                      • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                        I think the following is a better idea:

                                        Be better than them, help people negatively affected by them, vote, try to be less cynical and more rational, instead of continuing the cycle of hatred. It is better for your own mental health and the lives of others.

                                        I am just as susceptible to anger as anyone else and by no means above it, just to make that clear.

                                        I know people don't want to hear this, because humans are wired to be extremely responsive to hate (just look at twitter) and I don't mean to be preachy, but this would be a much greater net positive for humanity.

                                        Edit: Looking at the replies makes me think we're fucked.

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                                        what sage advice

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                                          Ya'll desperately wish there were right-wingers and nazis on this site. The isolationism of the internet has left the entire population having arguments in the shower and imagining how thoroughly they owned their imaginary opponents.

                                          Protip: you can ACTUALLY go outside and punch ACTUAL nazis at protests and demonstrations in towns near you! themoreyouknow.gif

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