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Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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    Holy shit, that's just fucked up.

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      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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      It’s really quite embarrassing what these people do when they’re drunk on power.

      Today I felt I was extremely productive at work—imagine sitting around all day dreaming up this elementary school bullshit.

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      • R [email protected]

        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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        Are people actually escaping these detention centres?

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          Are people actually escaping these detention centres?

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          Something tells me this isn’t rooted in any sort of facts.

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          • R [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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            Why not sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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            • R [email protected]

              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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              Why not have the detainees in cages suspended above a pool filled with sharks with freakin' lasers while we're at it? Go big or go home!

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              • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                This facility would be an ideal place to house all the members of the trump administration and the rest of the GOP lawmakers

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                You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.

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                  cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                  Best idea to come out of a republicans mouth in at least 30 years. It stupid and sucks but it's their best idea.

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                    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                    Is Mexico going to pay for it?

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                      Why not have the detainees in cages suspended above a pool filled with sharks with freakin' lasers while we're at it? Go big or go home!

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                      • R [email protected]

                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                        We should put them in a big arena and make them fight each other to death.

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                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                          I'm getting really tired of all these pro-alligator policies lately

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                            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                            As a Louisiana resident from the swamps.

                            What the fuck?

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                              Dr.Evil saying, furiously, "and that is to have sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!"

                              This gif was a lot smaller than I expected it to be.

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                              • O [email protected]

                                You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.

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                                alligator coalition says they don't have any relation to, nor desire any relationship to republican dildos. they're actually much more agreeable and pleasant to be around than any republican.

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                                • R [email protected]

                                  cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                                  They could put the alligators in a moat, surrounding a castle. If we only had a king...
                                  /s

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                                    Are people actually escaping these detention centres?

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                                    People escaped one by breaking through sheetrock walls.

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                                      People escaped one by breaking through sheetrock walls.

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                                      Isn't this fixable by using bricks instead of alligators?

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31680810

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                                        Alligator pits are probably the most cartoonishly evil villain trope. Like what else? Make the guards slowly swivel around in decadent office chairs while stroking a cat? They're pulling our leg at this point.

                                        Also you can reason with alligators (to a degree) so this wouldn't even be all that effective unless you replace them whenever they get too used to humans.

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                                          Isn't this fixable by using bricks instead of alligators?

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                                          A moat full of bricks would just be a road which might make it easier to escape

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