Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators
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Why not sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads?
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Why not have the detainees in cages suspended above a pool filled with sharks with freakin' lasers while we're at it? Go big or go home!
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This facility would be an ideal place to house all the members of the trump administration and the rest of the GOP lawmakers
You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.
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Best idea to come out of a republicans mouth in at least 30 years. It stupid and sucks but it's their best idea.
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Is Mexico going to pay for it?
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Why not have the detainees in cages suspended above a pool filled with sharks with freakin' lasers while we're at it? Go big or go home!
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We should put them in a big arena and make them fight each other to death.
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I'm getting really tired of all these pro-alligator policies lately
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As a Louisiana resident from the swamps.
What the fuck?
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This gif was a lot smaller than I expected it to be.
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You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.
alligator coalition says they don't have any relation to, nor desire any relationship to republican dildos. they're actually much more agreeable and pleasant to be around than any republican.
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They could put the alligators in a moat, surrounding a castle. If we only had a king...
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Are people actually escaping these detention centres?
People escaped one by breaking through sheetrock walls.
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People escaped one by breaking through sheetrock walls.
Isn't this fixable by using bricks instead of alligators?
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Alligator pits are probably the most cartoonishly evil villain trope. Like what else? Make the guards slowly swivel around in decadent office chairs while stroking a cat? They're pulling our leg at this point.
Also you can reason with alligators (to a degree) so this wouldn't even be all that effective unless you replace them whenever they get too used to humans.
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Isn't this fixable by using bricks instead of alligators?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]A moat full of bricks would just be a road which might make it easier to escape
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]Florida Republicans need to stop drinking swamp water.
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A moat full of bricks would just be a road which might make it easier to escape
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As a Louisiana resident from the swamps.
What the fuck?
Its by design. If they have an unruly person they want to just get rid of every once in a while, kill them behind closed doors and dump the body in the swamp during a faux escape attempt. Then during the media circuit that surrounds the death you just claim the prisoner was killed by alligators in the surrounding swamp after an attempted escape.
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Its by design. If they have an unruly person they want to just get rid of every once in a while, kill them behind closed doors and dump the body in the swamp during a faux escape attempt. Then during the media circuit that surrounds the death you just claim the prisoner was killed by alligators in the surrounding swamp after an attempted escape.
Yea I'm aware. Just flabbergasted by the Hanna-Barbera cartoon villain shit.
