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    Putins Patsy’s Pathetic Parade

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    Alliteration artfully amplifies amusement and adds alluring appeal.

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      Top one is DPRK, just FYI, but your joke is still funny. Thank you.

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      For your average Trump support they are the same thing.

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        For your average Trump support they are the same thing.

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        Doesn’t mean that we need to get it wrong

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          I had a look at some of the recordings, and the whole thing was just poorly executed. Surely the us military can march better? I have seen kids in school wind orchestras get drilled to a much higher standard in a few evenings, some of the soldiers were walking completely out of beat with the rest.

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          They could be. But then they would be a dictator’s military - all about looks and shitty at everything else. The kind that gets conscripted to be thrown at enemy combatants as cannon fodder to die for the glory of their leader. The US military is a logistical fighting force, that’s what they’re good at. Not dressing up and goose-stepping polished and pretty for nationalistic display.

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            Would disagree, authoritarian ones does

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            Could you elaborate how those aren't shitty?

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              I love how this got zero coverage in my news space out in the UK. That's how pathetic it was.

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              Same in Canada. Just crickets

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                Don't only the shitty leaders organise a military parade?

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                only shitty competent leaders organise a military parade.

                this one was so bad i got second hand embarrassment

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                  Thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase
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                    Leftwing crypto fans are the epitome of the Horseshoe theory

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                    Nixon instituted inflation as we know it because of the Vietnam War, and inequality skyrocketed. It's a lot easier to strike with savings than with credit scores.

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                      I had a look at some of the recordings, and the whole thing was just poorly executed. Surely the us military can march better? I have seen kids in school wind orchestras get drilled to a much higher standard in a few evenings, some of the soldiers were walking completely out of beat with the rest.

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                      This looks like malicious compliance to me.

                      They were probably given a list of things that the parade had to have and they went down the list. Marching in formation (doesn't say in step anywhere), check. Tanks (from 1980), check. Soldiers with drones (from Best Buy), check. Music, check.

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                        Thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase
                        😂😂😂

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                        It was all already so sad and pathetic, and then came the cherry

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                          This kind of reminds me of the year China put on a pretty spectacular Olympics opening show compared with the Superbowl half time show headlined by the... Black Eyed Peas :<

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                            Same in Canada. Just crickets

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                            Same in the US.

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                              I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it's heavy equipment from over three generations ago.

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                              I'm sure the roads were still proper fucked by the end of it. And I fully expect to see Congressional hearings over why the DC city government allowed potholes to get this bad.

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                                Same in the US.

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                                FOX News had it wall-to-wall all day. But the spectacle was lame, so it was mostly talking heads standing over the front talking about how amazing it was, while the parade was fully obscured in the background.

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                                  Could you elaborate how those aren't shitty?

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                                  Historically there were quite a few epic lads/gals! Napoleon, Alexander the great,…………

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