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    Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

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    while I can't find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

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      Needs more vodka

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      Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination

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        Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

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          I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

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          It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

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            It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

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            I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.

            Epic.

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              How does it taste? I'd try it.

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                You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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                  Blessed be

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                    while I can't find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

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                    12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                      12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                      When it comes to quantities such as these, I don't think they bother measuring.

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                      • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                        Every day, we stray further from God.

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                        No this is the least gross aspic.

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                          stop right there criminal scum!

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                            Is this AI?

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                            No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.

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                                That's disgusting.

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                                  No this is the least gross aspic.

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                                  The sacrilege is visceral.

                                  As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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                                    Right to jail

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                                    Is it overcooked?

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                                      The sacrilege is visceral.

                                      As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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                                      As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

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                                        Baron Harkonnen?

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                                          Baron Harkonnen?

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                                          "My Arrakis. My Dune".

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