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    12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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    When it comes to quantities such as these, I don't think they bother measuring.

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    • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

      Every day, we stray further from God.

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      No this is the least gross aspic.

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        stop right there criminal scum!

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          Is this AI?

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          No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.

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              That's disgusting.

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                No this is the least gross aspic.

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                The sacrilege is visceral.

                As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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                • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                  Right to jail

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                  Is it overcooked?

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                  • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    The sacrilege is visceral.

                    As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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                    As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

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                      Baron Harkonnen?

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                      • tamiya_tt02@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Baron Harkonnen?

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                        "My Arrakis. My Dune".

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                          Is it overcooked?

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                          No, it's a food crime.

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                              No, it's a food crime.

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                              No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                              • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

                                You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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                                No, we need a better answer for why.

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                                  Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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                                    What's for dinner tonight mom?

                                    Unborn chicken.

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                                      There's another comm for this I think.

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                                        No this is the least gross aspic.

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                                        I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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                                          I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                                          However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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