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  • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    The sacrilege is visceral.

    As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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    As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

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      Baron Harkonnen?

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      • tamiya_tt02@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Baron Harkonnen?

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        "My Arrakis. My Dune".

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          Is it overcooked?

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          No, it's a food crime.

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            • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

              No, it's a food crime.

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              No, it's a parks and rec reference

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              • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

                You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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                No, we need a better answer for why.

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                  12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                  Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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                    What's for dinner tonight mom?

                    Unborn chicken.

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                      There's another comm for this I think.

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                        No this is the least gross aspic.

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                        I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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                          I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                          However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                            I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                            That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                              Rip melon!

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                                Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

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                                  No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                  Sir this is a Wendy's

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                                    There's another comm for this I think.

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                                    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                      I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                                      That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                                      From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                                        I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

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                                        I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

                                        Out of context that just sounds weird.

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                                          No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                          That's illegal!

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