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    Baron Harkonnen?

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      Baron Harkonnen?

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      "My Arrakis. My Dune".

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        Is it overcooked?

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        No, it's a food crime.

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            No, it's a food crime.

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            No, it's a parks and rec reference

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              You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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              No, we need a better answer for why.

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                12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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                  What's for dinner tonight mom?

                  Unborn chicken.

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                    There's another comm for this I think.

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                      No this is the least gross aspic.

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                      I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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                        I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                        However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                          I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                          That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                            Rip melon!

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                              Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

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                                No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                Sir this is a Wendy's

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                                  There's another comm for this I think.

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                                    I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                                    That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                                    From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                                      I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

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                                      I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

                                      Out of context that just sounds weird.

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                                        No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                        That's illegal!

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                                          Add a Kool-Aid

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