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    • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

      No, it's a food crime.

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      No, it's a parks and rec reference

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      • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

        You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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        No, we need a better answer for why.

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          12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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          Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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            What's for dinner tonight mom?

            Unborn chicken.

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              There's another comm for this I think.

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                No this is the least gross aspic.

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                I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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                  I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                  However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                    I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                    That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                      Rip melon!

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                        Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

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                          No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                          Sir this is a Wendy's

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                            There's another comm for this I think.

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                              I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                              That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                              From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                                I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

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                                I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

                                Out of context that just sounds weird.

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                                  No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                  That's illegal!

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                                    Add a Kool-Aid

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                                      Yeah, there is a reason I didn't know the word "aspic". What an abomination.

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                                        Is this british food?

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                                          From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                                          I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it's probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.

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