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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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    Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

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    I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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      Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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      I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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        Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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        Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

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          Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.

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            I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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            Smell The Glove

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              Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?

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                Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                  I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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                  Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

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                    Smell The Glove

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                    My first thought as well.

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                      Smell The Glove

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                      What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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                        I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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                        First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

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                          Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                          PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                          Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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                            What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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                            Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

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                              Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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                              I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

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                                Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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                                Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                                  Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                                  Mine too.

                                  Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

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                                    But they just called my number! Dang

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                                      Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                                      PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                                      Behaves weirdly with minors.

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                                        I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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                                        Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

                                        Pedos downvoting

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