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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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    I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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    Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

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      Smell The Glove

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      My first thought as well.

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        Smell The Glove

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        What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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        • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

          I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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          First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

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          • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

            Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

            PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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            Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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              What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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              Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

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                Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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                I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

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                  Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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                  Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                    Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                    Mine too.

                    Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

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                      But they just called my number! Dang

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                      • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

                        Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                        PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                        Behaves weirdly with minors.

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                          I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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                          Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

                          Pedos downvoting

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