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    Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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      They used to be about $100 for a two pack. Not cheap, but not as outrageous as now.

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        Obviously after the first couple times he would build up a tolerance.

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        Two epi pens?

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          Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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          Semi related

          https://fourthievesvinegar.org/epipencil-autoinjector/

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            Semi related

            https://fourthievesvinegar.org/epipencil-autoinjector/

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            It's really sad that this web site had to exist.

            Fuck capitalism.

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            • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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              It's always the drummer...

              Signed,
              the bassist.

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              • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

                Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                Being on your parents' insurance is its own safety net

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                  Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                  Yeah, it keeps you breathing until you can get help hopefully. I don't have allergies, though my dad does and carries and epi pen, but I don't think I'd trust my body to just get over it by the time the epinephrine wears off.

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                    They used to be about $100 for a two pack. Not cheap, but not as outrageous as now.

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                    IIRC there's also generics that are significantly cheaper. They don't have the same applicator though, so insurance usually doesn't cover them.

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                      It's always the drummer...

                      Signed,
                      the bassist.

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                      #13

                      As a former band kid, as well as a former roadie for a local band, I concur.

                      After those experiences, I totally understand why the drummer for the Muppets band is Animal. That chaotic beast basically embodies the spirit of drumming.

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                        this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                        Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                        However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                        Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                        My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                        I'll keep you updated 🫡

                        edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                        edit 2: im so upset.

                        they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                        When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                        I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                        I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                        at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                          this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                          Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                          However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                          Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                          My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                          I'll keep you updated 🫡

                          edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                          edit 2: im so upset.

                          they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                          When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                          I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                          I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                          at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                          Haha I saw that post and your comment on it, lemmy really is a small world

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                            My Dad is allergic to shellfish. I'm not but hadn't eaten any in years when I had a shellfish pasta dish a few months ago and felt high for hours after.

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                              this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                              Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                              However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                              Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                              My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                              I'll keep you updated 🫡

                              edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                              edit 2: im so upset.

                              they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                              When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                              I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                              I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                              at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                              Maybe... don't take the risk? If you wanna know how allergic you are, there are tests for that.

                              Don't play with fire, friend. Fake crab isn't worth dying for.

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                                this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                                Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                                However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                                Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                                My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                                I'll keep you updated 🫡

                                edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                                edit 2: im so upset.

                                they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                                When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                                I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                                I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                                at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                                I'm probably wrong, but maybe microdosing could help you not die from 5% crab. But you gotta do it with a doctor, and it can be expensive. On the upside, you could get so sick of eating crab that you won't need to worry about your allergy again.

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                                  King... Of the idiots?

                                  Wait, was his name Donald?

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                                    'Okay, let's see, how much this bullet is going to hurt...'

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                                    • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

                                      Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                                      Also I read somewhere that an EpiPen works in like 95% of cases. There is a small but existing chance that it won't work and you just die from anaphylaxis.

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                                        this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                                        Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                                        However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                                        Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                                        My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                                        I'll keep you updated 🫡

                                        edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                                        edit 2: im so upset.

                                        they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                                        When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                                        I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                                        I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                                        at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                                        Wait. There's crab in immitation crab meat? I though it was just some variety of white fish or something.

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                                          Wait. There's crab in immitation crab meat? I though it was just some variety of white fish or something.

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                                          That way they can sell it as Crab Product rather than the much less appetising Crab Flavour Fish Product.

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