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    Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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    • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

      Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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      Obviously after the first couple times he would build up a tolerance.

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        Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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        • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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          They used to be about $100 for a two pack. Not cheap, but not as outrageous as now.

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            Obviously after the first couple times he would build up a tolerance.

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            Two epi pens?

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            • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

              Dude must be rolling in dough. Those pens aren’t cheap.

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              Semi related

              https://fourthievesvinegar.org/epipencil-autoinjector/

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                Semi related

                https://fourthievesvinegar.org/epipencil-autoinjector/

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                It's really sad that this web site had to exist.

                Fuck capitalism.

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                • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                  It's always the drummer...

                  Signed,
                  the bassist.

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                  • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

                    Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                    Being on your parents' insurance is its own safety net

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                    • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

                      Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                      Yeah, it keeps you breathing until you can get help hopefully. I don't have allergies, though my dad does and carries and epi pen, but I don't think I'd trust my body to just get over it by the time the epinephrine wears off.

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                        They used to be about $100 for a two pack. Not cheap, but not as outrageous as now.

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                        IIRC there's also generics that are significantly cheaper. They don't have the same applicator though, so insurance usually doesn't cover them.

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                          It's always the drummer...

                          Signed,
                          the bassist.

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                          As a former band kid, as well as a former roadie for a local band, I concur.

                          After those experiences, I totally understand why the drummer for the Muppets band is Animal. That chaotic beast basically embodies the spirit of drumming.

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                            this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                            Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                            However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                            Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                            My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                            I'll keep you updated 🫡

                            edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                            edit 2: im so upset.

                            they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                            When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                            I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                            I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                            at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                              this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                              Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                              However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                              Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                              My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                              I'll keep you updated 🫡

                              edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                              edit 2: im so upset.

                              they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                              When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                              I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                              I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                              at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                              Haha I saw that post and your comment on it, lemmy really is a small world

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                                My Dad is allergic to shellfish. I'm not but hadn't eaten any in years when I had a shellfish pasta dish a few months ago and felt high for hours after.

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                                  this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                                  Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                                  However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                                  Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                                  My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                                  I'll keep you updated 🫡

                                  edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                                  edit 2: im so upset.

                                  they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                                  When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                                  I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                                  I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                                  at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                                  Maybe... don't take the risk? If you wanna know how allergic you are, there are tests for that.

                                  Don't play with fire, friend. Fake crab isn't worth dying for.

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                                    this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

                                    Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

                                    However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

                                    Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
                                    My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

                                    I'll keep you updated 🫡

                                    edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

                                    edit 2: im so upset.

                                    they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
                                    When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
                                    I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

                                    I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

                                    at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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                                    I'm probably wrong, but maybe microdosing could help you not die from 5% crab. But you gotta do it with a doctor, and it can be expensive. On the upside, you could get so sick of eating crab that you won't need to worry about your allergy again.

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                                      King... Of the idiots?

                                      Wait, was his name Donald?

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                                        'Okay, let's see, how much this bullet is going to hurt...'

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                                        • ambiguousprops@lemmy.todayA [email protected]

                                          Funny but I dunno if I buy it tbh, using an EpiPen alone is a medical emergency requiring medical attention. It's not something you can just shake off.

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                                          Also I read somewhere that an EpiPen works in like 95% of cases. There is a small but existing chance that it won't work and you just die from anaphylaxis.

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