Sign me up
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
This doesn't seem very osha friendly
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:
[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-worldConservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)
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I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal
I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.
So hot.
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Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.
Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.
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Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.
Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.
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I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.
Remember terrorist fist jab?
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]where do we sign up?
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Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.
Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.
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I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.
So hot.
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Almost exactly how it went.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz Iām in.
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
moving to New York
Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then
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Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:
[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-worldConservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)
Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.