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  • G [email protected]

    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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    #21

    The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

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    • F [email protected]

      Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.

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      #22

      Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.

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      • S [email protected]

        I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

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        #23

        Remember terrorist fist jab?

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        • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

          tourist@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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          #24

          I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

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          • G [email protected]

            Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

            Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

            iavicenna@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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            #25

            where do we sign up?

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            • sibshops@lemmy.myserv.oneS [email protected]

              Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

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              #26

              Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

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              • G [email protected]

                Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                #27

                Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

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                • S [email protected]

                  I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

                  So hot.

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                  #28

                  šŸ’„šŸš™

                  šŸ˜³šŸ˜«šŸ’¦

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                  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                    šŸ’„šŸš™

                    šŸ˜³šŸ˜«šŸ’¦

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                    #29

                    Almost exactly how it went.

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                    • G [email protected]

                      Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                      Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                      #30

                      As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

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                      • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                        Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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                        #31

                        Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

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                        • G [email protected]

                          Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                          Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                          #32

                          Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                          Nope, not making that up.

                          https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                          They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                          They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                            Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                            #33

                            People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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                            • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                              Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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                              #34

                              moving to New York

                              Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

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                              • tuckerm@feddit.onlineT [email protected]

                                Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

                                [...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
                                Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
                                https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

                                Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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                                Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

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                                • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                                  Nope, not making that up.

                                  https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                                  They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                                  They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                                  I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                    I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

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                                      Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

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                                      • G [email protected]

                                        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                        #39

                                        SIGN ME UP

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                                        • 9 [email protected]

                                          This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

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                                          I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

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