Sign me up
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I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.
So hot.
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Almost exactly how it went.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz Iām in.
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
moving to New York
Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then
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Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:
[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-worldConservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)
Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.
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Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)
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I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season
Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
SIGN ME UP
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This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
Umm... Where do I sign up?
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.
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Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.
I hope we check political affiliation at the border
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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?
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I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season
Gatornado confirmed
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This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?
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Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.
And not the first time they've tried to slam something and actually made it look great instead.
