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Might be time to find another job

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    I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

    “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

    “Oh. It was yours?”

    “Why the fuck would you do that??”

    “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

    “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

    “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

    Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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    This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

    That fucking drives me up the wall. How did your parents fail so badly that they couldn't teach you to pick up your feet?

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    • T [email protected]

      This picture makes my tummy hurt just looking at it. I have a bit of lactose intolerance, but even with lactose free milk.....I couldn't imagine just pounding down a tall glass of milk.

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      Now I want a tall glass of milk and there is none to have:(

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        A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.

        One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.

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        I think that's the point if you read between the lines. I don't think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren't the victims here.

        But on second reading idk

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        • S [email protected]

          Then you run into the problem of people using excessive amounts of free milk leaving others without the chance to even get any. Better and safer to bring your own if you rely on it.

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          It works here. Every morning they go round the fridges (it's a big place) and bung another 4 pints in if it's getting low. The only time it didn't work was after a long weekend, when the bottle looked too full to replace but it was starting to go manky because it had been sitting too long after it was opened. I just went to another fridge with good milk.

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            This picture makes my tummy hurt just looking at it. I have a bit of lactose intolerance, but even with lactose free milk.....I couldn't imagine just pounding down a tall glass of milk.

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            Try A2 milk. It's from cows that produce milk without a specific protein that tends to bother lactose intolerant people.

            Lactose free still bothers me to some degree, but A2 doesn't as much. The biggest issue it has is the sky high price.

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                Try A2 milk. It's from cows that produce milk without a specific protein that tends to bother lactose intolerant people.

                Lactose free still bothers me to some degree, but A2 doesn't as much. The biggest issue it has is the sky high price.

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                Eh, I'm not a big enough fan of milk to really go out of my way to drink it. Mainly just lactose free milk for cooking/baking.

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                  Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere

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                  At one of my previous jobs it was the head of HR stealing people's food. Every time somebody complained he'd put up a sign and start "investigating", but nothing ever came of it despite having cameras pointed at the fridge. Eventually someone got tired of it, put up their own camera, and caught the head of HR on camera a couple times. Apparently the president of the company didn't care and brushed it off. I only found out because the guy with evidence blanket emailed the videos to the whole company. Of course he got written up for doing that.

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                    Ass crack bandit!

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                      Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere

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                      You know what, I wouldn't even bother if it happened once. I wouldn't like to be in the same situation, and while I would ask first, I understand we're not the same. The moment it happens the second time, though... Pure laxative with white food colouring.

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                        Ass crack bandit!

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                        Troy Barnes: So please, approve the Dean's new security measure called "Troy's law.", because a camera in the bathroom...

                        [He chokes up]

                        Troy Barnes: is better than a quarter in your butt.

                        Dean Pelton: As we've seen, the Ass Crack Bandit can be defeated by using the three "B"s: Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good. The bandit always gets his victims when they're alone. Bend over with friends over.

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                          Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere

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                          So I have to cook for my clients every day. Leftovers from most meals are kept in our staff fridge because the guys will absolutely gorge themselves on them if left alone.

                          Every fucking morning, our old nurse would come in and head straight for the fridge to make a plate of those leftovers. Never once brought in her own breakfast or lunch. If the behaviorist didn't cook something for her for lunch when she was serving the guys, she'd go right back in the fridge.

                          Say there was enough for a whole other meal and we planned to use it again, put a big label like "FOR FRIDAY'S DINNER." It didn't matter... You'd go in and there'd be a huge chunk missing. One day, she actually ate a half of a half-serving tray worth of meat. I went in the next day and flipped. "Oh, I didn't know it was for today." "IT HAS A LABEL ON IT THAT SAYS IT'S FOR DINNER! I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE THEM NOW! YOU ATE HALF THE MEAT MEANT FOR 8 PEOPLE!" "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know..."

                          It didn't stop her, either... The worse part is that she was skinny as a twig.

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                          • O [email protected]

                            don't be so sour... milk is for everyone

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                            this thread is really curdling

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                              It's crazy how many people have never been weaned

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                              • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL [email protected]

                                I don't get how the people here are offended by this. Entitlement? It's so fun to bring something in to just to find out it's gone before you even opened it. Even with a god damn name label. If I bought a carton of milk, I wouldn't mind sharing some, but not the entire thing for one person to make porridge from. At that point you cunts can just buy your own shit.

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                                I'm offended because this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers) and I don't think people should be so satisfied with this band-aid solution.

                                This feels like a microcosm of society as a whole right now. 3 individuals taking individual action that won't solve the root problem.

                                And I can easily imagine the boss(or anyone with actual authority) having their own personal fridge and just ignoring the situation entirely no matter how often it's brought up.

                                You can feel fully justified in doing something and still hate having to do it.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  It's crazy how many people have never been weaned

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                                  Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it

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                                  • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                                    this thread is really curdling

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                                    If only there was a whey to revive it.

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                                    • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL [email protected]

                                      Duh, a sandwich left in the fridge is the kind of thing no one would ever expect being someone's personal lunch. You're obviously in the wrong to complain about it. Asshole.

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                                      I know, right? I often go shopping and buy ingredients and (sometimes) cook those ingredients, then slice them, assemble a sandwich, pack it, bring it to work, put it in the staff fridge and... then... do you know what... I just end up hoping someone will eat it so I don't have to. Why else would I just leave it sitting around in a lunchbox with my name on?

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                                        Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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                                          Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i've had a padlock on it ever since.

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