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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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    The correct answer is: "I forgot, you should show me."

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      I see all these stupid boyfriend/stupid husband stuff, and I can't help but think maybe my ex wife was just jealous of her friends that had stupid men in their lives.

      And maybe I'm just overqualified for relationships. I mean, shit, that was the advice my brother gave me: "I get along with people because they're much smarter than me." One of the first red flags I remembery ex wife telling me was "you know you don't have to be so smarty all the time."

      Ok, no, I can't even lie to myself that well, can you imagine? Being overqualified for dating lol

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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        I'm not Jewish, so I don't know much about menorahs in general.

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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          To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

          But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

          Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

          Example:

          Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

          Species: Wolf <> Wolf

          Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

          Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

          Family: Dogs <> Canidae

          Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

          Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

          Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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            To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

            But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

            Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

            Example:

            Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

            Species: Wolf <> Wolf

            Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

            Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

            Family: Dogs <> Canidae

            Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

            Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

            Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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            Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

            Way to damn humanity with faint praise 😄

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            • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

              i didnt know we were getting quizzed. crap. is that the uh inner lips?

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              Bingo! You win a heated bath mat!

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              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                I couldn't tell you the Latin names for my own bits, either.

                Edit: that said, I might not know all the street names, but I can still drive you home, and I'm not averse to asking for directions.

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                  To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                  But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                  Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                  Example:

                  Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                  Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                  Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                  Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                  Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                  Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                  Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                  Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                  Where are the smaller lips?

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                    Bingo! You win a heated bath mat!

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                    holy hell im goated cant believe i remembered that

                    ill have to put that in my dating profile "correctly guessed what labia minora is"

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                      Where are the smaller lips?

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                      Note that these, too, have a German name, which translates to "inner taint-lips". Just calling them "labia" in English is not just defaulting to Latin but also imprecise.

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                      • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                        holy hell im goated cant believe i remembered that

                        ill have to put that in my dating profile "correctly guessed what labia minora is"

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                        If I were you, I'd changed "guessed what is" to "identified".

                        Signals an analytic, inquisitive, and curious mind, rather than someone who happened to fortuitously win a game of "pin the minora on the labia".

                        Though admittedly that IS a hell of a game when played right..

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                          If I were you, I'd changed "guessed what is" to "identified".

                          Signals an analytic, inquisitive, and curious mind, rather than someone who happened to fortuitously win a game of "pin the minora on the labia".

                          Though admittedly that IS a hell of a game when played right..

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                          you are a genius great suggestion

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                          • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                            you are a genius great suggestion

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                              To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                              But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                              Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                              Example:

                              Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                              Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                              Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                              Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                              Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                              Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                              Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                              Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                              The fact that the entire medical industry does this. I like how ChubbyEmu on Youtube will do the vocabulary resurrection "Hyponatremia. Hypo meaning low, natra meaning sodium, emia, presence in blood. Low sodium presence in blood" and then he'll use the English phrase for the rest of the video. "Because he had low blood sodium..."

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                              • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                                I couldn't tell you the Latin names for my own bits, either.

                                Edit: that said, I might not know all the street names, but I can still drive you home, and I'm not averse to asking for directions.

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                                Mine's Biggus Dickus.

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                                • Y [email protected]

                                  To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                                  But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                                  Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                                  Example:

                                  Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                                  Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                                  Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                                  Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                                  Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                                  Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                                  Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                                  Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                                  Anyone who's a bit inquisitive about what words means will notice that "transform" means "changing shape", and that the teeth that look like dog fangs are called "canines". At that point, "caniformia" obviously means "dog-shaped".

                                  Specialistic terms don't need to be easy for the layman, but to be explicative for the specialist.
                                  I can say that "a complete lattice is the generalisation of the power set of some domain" which is a phrase composed entirely of English words but if you haven't studied anything about abstract algebra you don't knkw what it means, but that is a phrase made for math students, not for any random guy.

                                  Also those Latin terms are literally international terms, a Russian biologist will say "Canis lupus" to an Icelandic biologist and they will understand. So you really have nothing to complain about. Just be glad that Linnaeus used an agnostic language for international terminology instead of using his native language (Swedish) like the anglophones do.

                                  P.s. you know that Mussolini had all commonly used foreign words and names translated to Italian? And to this day Italian children don't study Francis Bacon and René Descartes, but Francesco Bacone and Renato Cartesio.

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                                  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    The fact that the entire medical industry does this. I like how ChubbyEmu on Youtube will do the vocabulary resurrection "Hyponatremia. Hypo meaning low, natra meaning sodium, emia, presence in blood. Low sodium presence in blood" and then he'll use the English phrase for the rest of the video. "Because he had low blood sodium..."

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                                    The entire medical industry does this so that in every language on the planet they are talking about the same thing and know that they are talking about the same thing and that there hasn't been a translation error. Hyponatremia is hyponatremia no matter what language you speak.

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                                    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                                      To be fair, the majority of women, who have said bits, don't know what they are either, most seem to think it is all vagina.

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                                        That's the flappy part!

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                                          The entire medical industry does this so that in every language on the planet they are talking about the same thing and know that they are talking about the same thing and that there hasn't been a translation error. Hyponatremia is hyponatremia no matter what language you speak.

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                                          Meanwhile the aviation industry uses English worldwide.

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