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It's not a bug, it's a feature

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      Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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        Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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          Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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          Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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            Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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            Yeah, this isn't even that bad, just a little harmless mold. It's not like this is the one filled with live wriggling maggots

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              Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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              I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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                I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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                What.... what do you think the blue part of blue cheese is?

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                  I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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                  That's about as smart as claiming the rat on your burger might be a 1000kg animal, but it has four legs and a tail, so it must be a rat.

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                    What.... what do you think the blue part of blue cheese is?

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                    I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                      I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                      Blue cheese has mold in it, DISCUSTING!

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                        I love blue cheese. I'm picky as fuck but somehow love blue cheese. Just blue cheese and some fresh crusty bread... Mmm

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                          Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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                          It's honestly so good.

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                            Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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                            The bugs living on the cheese are called "artisons" in France. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fromage_aux_artisons?wprov=sfla1

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                              I love blue cheese. I'm picky as fuck but somehow love blue cheese. Just blue cheese and some fresh crusty bread... Mmm

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                              It's not blue cheese! It's mimonette, filled with bugs!

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                                I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                                It is a kind of mold, but not the common (disgusting and hazardous) stuff that grows on spoiled food.

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                                  Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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                                  There is mold in it!

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                                    Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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                                    Based on what I can find, they are microscopic mites. You also have microscopic mites all over your face that you probably ingest at some point or another... So it's really not that weird.

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                                      It's also horrific animal abuse. Actual atrocity.

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                                        Also see: Champagne

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                                          It's also horrific animal abuse. Actual atrocity.

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                                          No it isn't.

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