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    Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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      Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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      Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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        Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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        Yeah, this isn't even that bad, just a little harmless mold. It's not like this is the one filled with live wriggling maggots

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          Even if it goes great with wings? Lol it looks like blue cheese to me.

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          I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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            I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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            What.... what do you think the blue part of blue cheese is?

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              I guess the mold is a blueish color, but that's mold. Not cheese. If a block of cheese in my fridge looks like that then I somehow managed to not return home for months and now need to throw out everything.

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              That's about as smart as claiming the rat on your burger might be a 1000kg animal, but it has four legs and a tail, so it must be a rat.

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                What.... what do you think the blue part of blue cheese is?

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                I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                  I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                  Blue cheese has mold in it, DISCUSTING!

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                    I love blue cheese. I'm picky as fuck but somehow love blue cheese. Just blue cheese and some fresh crusty bread... Mmm

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                      Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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                      It's honestly so good.

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                      • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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                        The bugs living on the cheese are called "artisons" in France. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fromage_aux_artisons?wprov=sfla1

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                        • roquettequeen@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                          I love blue cheese. I'm picky as fuck but somehow love blue cheese. Just blue cheese and some fresh crusty bread... Mmm

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                          It's not blue cheese! It's mimonette, filled with bugs!

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                            I've never thought about it. I've never even seen the stuff before. The name turned me away from ever trying it, and this thread is only cementing that.

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                            It is a kind of mold, but not the common (disgusting and hazardous) stuff that grows on spoiled food.

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                              Ok, I can't think of a way to interpret this other than: OP eats cheese that looks like this. OP, if I'm right (and I hope I'm not) please see a physician.

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                              There is mold in it!

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                              • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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                                Based on what I can find, they are microscopic mites. You also have microscopic mites all over your face that you probably ingest at some point or another... So it's really not that weird.

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                                  It's also horrific animal abuse. Actual atrocity.

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                                    Also see: Champagne

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                                    • jerkface@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                                      It's also horrific animal abuse. Actual atrocity.

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                                      No it isn't.

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                                      • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                                        No it isn't.

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                                        I'm so sorry, so deeply grieved to tell you, yes, it is. Please educate yourself. It's life and death for hundreds of millions of vulnerable individuals.

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                                        • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Mimolette is the cheese with bugs. (Well actually actually arachnids, but close enough)

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                                          What you're looking for is called Cazu Marzu, and it's illegal to sell it in most of the only region of the world that actually makes the stuff.

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