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When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

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  • cilethesane@lemmy.caC [email protected]

    Broken link

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    That link worked for me.

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      Client gifted me a truck load of manure

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        Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

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        You can generally wait 2 or 3 days before giving him the food. Of course by then it's been processed.

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          The Native Americans recognized a greed sickness in white men. They called it watika, IIRC.

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          Thanks for this! Watiko look like an interesting rabbit hole to explore.

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            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasi'chu

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            Yeah the word he spelled came from Hindu meaning garden apparently. Or Africa meaning creative. No ties to America I could find. I guess they sound close

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              When you work in certain fields there are strict laws around accepting gifts from customers or clients. None of those laws allow the business owner to steal them from you.

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              In the US, there is a legal precedent from corps stealing tips meant for employees.

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                This is because the gifts must be tossed in the hole. The hole that runs the company. Because the company is run by a hole.

                Once the hole is filled the company dies and you are free.

                Source: I fill holes.

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                  My company forces everyone to take a training that must be repeated every year, teaching us that we have to always refuse gifts because of corruption and collision collusion laws.

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                  • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    My company forces everyone to take a training that must be repeated every year, teaching us that we have to always refuse gifts because of corruption and collision collusion laws.

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                    I can only hope that was an autocorrect, otherwise you'd better retake that training. Or maybe full-contact corrupting is a thing now...

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                      I can only hope that was an autocorrect, otherwise you'd better retake that training. Or maybe full-contact corrupting is a thing now...

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                      I meant collusion 😅

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                        Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

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                        It's all about the proper regurgitating technique

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                        • intheflsun@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.

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                          This guy businesses.

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                            In our company this is a bribe and we don't accept bribes.

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                            Last company where I faced external suppliers, I had to take a training where they said we couldn't accept any item worth more than like $20, except food or alcohol during a presentation. But we could accept such items on behalf of the company, and they would be raffled off to a random employee. One time a guy in purchasing got a giant brass horse head from a Chinese supplier. I guess nobody signed up for the raffle, so it became a permanent fixture in the cafeteria.

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                              Do these people work for the government 🤔

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                                In the US, there is a legal precedent from corps stealing tips meant for employees.

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                                That's not actually legal anywhere in the US. However, it requires being reported so it's hardly ever enforced.

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                                • sneptaur@pawb.socialS [email protected]

                                  Federalism for the win I guess

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                                  except for the federal part

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                                  • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                                    except for the federal part

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                                    You might not be saying that if/when someone who represents your interests gets into power. Remember, we got the ADA, Civil Rights, and more through widespread protest action. Things will continue to happen.

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                                      You might not be saying that if/when someone who represents your interests gets into power. Remember, we got the ADA, Civil Rights, and more through widespread protest action. Things will continue to happen.

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                                      the US federal government is literally a bunch of nazis, how on earth do you think that's going to be helping people?

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                                      • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                                        the US federal government is literally a bunch of nazis, how on earth do you think that's going to be helping people?

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                                        I don't think any amount of discussion with you on this subject is going to change either of our minds on the federal government. I'm just gonna assume you're a leftist and have your own approach to getting shit done that I'm not engaged with and wish you a good day.

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