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When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

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    My company forces everyone to take a training that must be repeated every year, teaching us that we have to always refuse gifts because of corruption and collision collusion laws.

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      My company forces everyone to take a training that must be repeated every year, teaching us that we have to always refuse gifts because of corruption and collision collusion laws.

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      I can only hope that was an autocorrect, otherwise you'd better retake that training. Or maybe full-contact corrupting is a thing now...

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        I can only hope that was an autocorrect, otherwise you'd better retake that training. Or maybe full-contact corrupting is a thing now...

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        I meant collusion šŸ˜…

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          Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

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          It's all about the proper regurgitating technique

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          • intheflsun@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.

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            This guy businesses.

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              In our company this is a bribe and we don't accept bribes.

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              Last company where I faced external suppliers, I had to take a training where they said we couldn't accept any item worth more than like $20, except food or alcohol during a presentation. But we could accept such items on behalf of the company, and they would be raffled off to a random employee. One time a guy in purchasing got a giant brass horse head from a Chinese supplier. I guess nobody signed up for the raffle, so it became a permanent fixture in the cafeteria.

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                Do these people work for the government šŸ¤”

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                  In the US, there is a legal precedent from corps stealing tips meant for employees.

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                  That's not actually legal anywhere in the US. However, it requires being reported so it's hardly ever enforced.

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                  • sneptaur@pawb.socialS [email protected]

                    Federalism for the win I guess

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                    except for the federal part

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                    • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                      except for the federal part

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                      You might not be saying that if/when someone who represents your interests gets into power. Remember, we got the ADA, Civil Rights, and more through widespread protest action. Things will continue to happen.

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                        You might not be saying that if/when someone who represents your interests gets into power. Remember, we got the ADA, Civil Rights, and more through widespread protest action. Things will continue to happen.

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                        the US federal government is literally a bunch of nazis, how on earth do you think that's going to be helping people?

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                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                          the US federal government is literally a bunch of nazis, how on earth do you think that's going to be helping people?

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                          I don't think any amount of discussion with you on this subject is going to change either of our minds on the federal government. I'm just gonna assume you're a leftist and have your own approach to getting shit done that I'm not engaged with and wish you a good day.

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