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  • lupo@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

    I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

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    #3

    What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???

    POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

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    • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

      An official US Government account posted this

      https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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      Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

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        Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

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        #5

        They also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.

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        • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

          An official US Government account posted this

          https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

          bebopalouie@lemmy.caB This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          Alligator Auschwitz

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          • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

            An official US Government account posted this

            https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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            Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

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            • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

              An official US Government account posted this

              https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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              #8

              A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

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              • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                An official US Government account posted this

                https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis

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                • lupo@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                  I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

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                  #10

                  Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.

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                    Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

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                    #11

                    This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

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                      #12

                      Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn't.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.

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                        #13

                        Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

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                        • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                          An official US Government account posted this

                          https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                          If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

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                          • L [email protected]

                            What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???

                            POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

                            gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                            They did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".

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                            • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                              An official US Government account posted this

                              https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                              #16

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alcatraz

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                              • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                                cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                                An official US Government account posted this

                                https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                                #17

                                Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?

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                                • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                                  cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                                  An official US Government account posted this

                                  https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                                  So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth.
                                  Seems oddly self aware...

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                                  • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                                    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                                    An official US Government account posted this

                                    https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                                    #19

                                    AMERICA IS THE TRASH OF THE EARTH NEED MORE LUIGIS
                                    Third world country, get out while u still can.

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                                    • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                                      An official US Government account posted this

                                      https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                                      This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

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                                        #21

                                        And a fraction of Earth's habitability for the power wasted.

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                                        • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

                                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

                                          An official US Government account posted this

                                          https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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                                          Let's say hypothetically that these detention centers actually were humane and actually needed. They're not, they're concentration camps and just a precursor to death camps, but let's pretend for a second that all that is well, these are just nice facilities for immigrants to wait until they go back to their vacation spot...

                                          Even with that, this fucking oist is still disgusting and insane, and it comes from a government account.

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