[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this

[lupo@lemmy.world]

I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???

POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

[grumpyduckling@sh.itjust.works]

Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

[ambiguousprops@lemmy.today]

They also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.

[bebopalouie@lemmy.ca]

Alligator Auschwitz

[saltesc@lemmy.world]

Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

[foggy@lemmy.world]

A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

[renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone]

well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis

[mangocats@feddit.it]

Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.

[jaybone@lemmy.zip]

This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.

[jeebaichow@lemmy.world]

Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn't.

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

[andros_rex@lemmy.world]

If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

[gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world]

They did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".

[xtl@sopuli.xyz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alcatraz

[archmageazor@lemmy.world]

Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?

[lupus@feddit.org]

So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth.
Seems oddly self aware...

[puddinghelmet@lemmy.world]

AMERICA IS THE TRASH OF THE EARTH NEED MORE LUIGIS
Third world country, get out while u still can.

[snarkopolo@lemmy.world]

This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

[skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de]

And a fraction of Earth's habitability for the power wasted.