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Hmmm who could it possibly be?

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  • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

    How does one find about these jobs? I think my dream job will be something obscure like this but I don't know what to pick for university because I don't know what obscure job it'll be.

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    It depends what you want to do. System integration is sort of the broad name for people in my field. Its a software stack sort of like how networking layers work. Controls->scada->MES->janky messaging connector->SAP with other random stuff sprinkled in. The Wikipedia article has an OK introduction to it.

    If your interested take a controls class that actually uses Rockwell or Siemens PLCs, not the theoretical stuff. There is also open source stuff that runs on arduino or other controllers.

    Or see if you like programming. Python is used for inductive automations Ignition SCADA and visual basic/C# is AVEVAs wonder ware. Their are others out there, these are the ones I've used.

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      Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.

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      Too many people are sticking a wick in the 'chocolate' and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn't like people getting any real value for money so they've dropped the wax.

      Obviously it'll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

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        Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.

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        • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

          Just copy paste the job description to Google and it'll likely end up to the original job posting. These recruiters are so lazy they don't think anyone will ever get to their secret client lol.

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          This is the real LPT. Recruiters are so annoying to deal with. Avoid them if you can.

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            Bet it pays minimum wage

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              To be fair it it could very easily be a contractor for Hershey's, or a vendor that works on/sells their equipment.

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              • W [email protected]

                It’s a legal thing in the EU. Neither side can see the others details.

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                I can understand not wanting discrimination on employees, but we really ought to be allowed to google businesses before spending our time applying. Some of them are blatant scams!

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                  It is a mystery.

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                  • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

                    How does one find about these jobs? I think my dream job will be something obscure like this but I don't know what to pick for university because I don't know what obscure job it'll be.

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                    You can wind up in some pretty weird jobs just by putting in the right terms off your resume into job boards. When I was looking for jobs a few years ago, "bilingual supervisor" on indeed landed me a two year stint as the supervisor for the night shift in a pharmaceutical plant. I managed to get that despite not simply lacking a degree in a relevant field, but a college degree at all (working on it now), but simply because I was masochistic enough use SAP at work for 5 years and apply for another job that needed someone who could make sense of it, and I could speak Spanish.

                    If you have a degree, I'm sure there are more options that would open up for you, but you might only find them searching for things in pretty vague terms and seeing if anything pops up as being interesting. The downside is, you'll probably see a lot of irrelevant stuff, but you also come across some wild stuff. After I got laid off from that job and had sent out applications from normal searching of job boards, I took a look at some less specific searches and came across some weird stuff, like a company that was hiring a production supervisor for their facility making probiotic dog yogurt.

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                      Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.

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                      They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

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                        I know someone who did go into food science to get into a chocolate production factory - they were done eating chocolate for good after their first 6 months.

                        Turns out all you can eat samples is a great way to get food fatigued real fast.

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                        Not if you work at a brewery.

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                          ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!

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                            Not if you work at a brewery.

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                            Only if you are an alcoholic.

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                              Only if you are an alcoholic.

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                              My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.

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                                Maybe it's some sort of closet code for the Hershey highway..

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