It was inevitable
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Oreos are just shite bourbons
Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.
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Oreos are just shite bourbons
Never thought I'd be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.
I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.
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Oreos are just shite bourbons
If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.
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If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been
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Oreos are just shite bourbons
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan
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If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.
And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.
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Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been
kosher.vegan.Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.
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Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.
Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.
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Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.
(Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)
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(Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)
I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.
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I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.
Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact
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Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan
Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo's and yet... I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.
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The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.
imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we're watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism
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Hydrox > Oreos
Yes but so is wet cardboard so that is not a high bar. I never understood why people liked oreos. They're really shitty biscuits, the only thing good about them is the marketing. I think I ate two in my life. The first because people hyped them up, the second because I could not believe they were quite as bad as I remembered because people still seemed to eat them of their own free will. They were actually as bad as they were the first time.
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