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It was inevitable

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  • G [email protected]

    Oreos are just shite bourbons

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    If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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      If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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      Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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        Oreos are just shite bourbons

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        Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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          If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

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          And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

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            Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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            Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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            • J [email protected]

              Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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              Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                  (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                  I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                    I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                    Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact

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                    • A [email protected]

                      Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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                      Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo's and yet... I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.

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                      • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

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                        imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we're watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism

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                          Hydrox > Oreos

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                          Yes but so is wet cardboard so that is not a high bar. I never understood why people liked oreos. They're really shitty biscuits, the only thing good about them is the marketing. I think I ate two in my life. The first because people hyped them up, the second because I could not believe they were quite as bad as I remembered because people still seemed to eat them of their own free will. They were actually as bad as they were the first time.

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                            Americans attempts to be funny with things that never happened.

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