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    That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

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    I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

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      As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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      Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

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        That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

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          And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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          • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

            As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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            "We'll piss anywhere, man."

            https://ultimateclassicrock.com/rolling-stones-urinate-in-public/

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                With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

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                • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                  https://youtu.be/diFDBNNmnnU

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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJd0Ge47aF4

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                    Living the dream life, I see

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                      All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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                      • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                        Pee funnels are real!

                        Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

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                          Worst bong ever

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                          The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

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                            This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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                              And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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                              Yellow shell

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                                This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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                                I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

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                                  All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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                                  Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

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                                    All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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                                    Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

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                                      Oh look. An Amazon driver!

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

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                                        Or at least a heating element

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                                          Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

                                          There are some things
                                          A guy gets from his pop
                                          Some of them things get spaced
                                          Others never forgot
                                          I got such a tradition
                                          I keep in my truck cab

                                          Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

                                          Miles and miles and all the while
                                          I feel secure
                                          Even if the fuse gets short
                                          I know I can keep my nerve
                                          I believe in such a tradition
                                          I got it in my truck cab
                                          Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

                                          Driving in his shoes
                                          Using the bottle he used
                                          Every time I pop I think
                                          Of my pop and pay my dues
                                          I respect such a tradition
                                          A shrine in my truck cab

                                          Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

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