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  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

    As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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    Pee funnels are real!

    Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

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      Worst bong ever

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      The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

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        This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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          And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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          Yellow shell

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            This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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            I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

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              All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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              Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

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                All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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                Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

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                  Oh look. An Amazon driver!

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                    Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

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                    Or at least a heating element

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                      Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

                      There are some things
                      A guy gets from his pop
                      Some of them things get spaced
                      Others never forgot
                      I got such a tradition
                      I keep in my truck cab

                      Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

                      Miles and miles and all the while
                      I feel secure
                      Even if the fuse gets short
                      I know I can keep my nerve
                      I believe in such a tradition
                      I got it in my truck cab
                      Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

                      Driving in his shoes
                      Using the bottle he used
                      Every time I pop I think
                      Of my pop and pay my dues
                      I respect such a tradition
                      A shrine in my truck cab

                      Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

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                        Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

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                          And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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                          Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers

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                            it’s the way of the road, bubs.

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                              I thought this was a bong for way too long...

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