My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Return to sender
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Make it inhumanely cringe. Start calling everything lava chicken as a replacement for "cool", make lame ass Minecraft dad jokes at every opportunity, yell chicken jockey out the window to summon your spawn in public.
That wouldn't be very lava chicken of you to do, to ruin a phrase like that.
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Have them watch too many cooks.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
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See if they like "Yellow Submarine" and switch over to the Beatles?
Oh man, this was my history teacher's favorite song back in middle school. Used to play it in class every. day. I thought I got away from that song... And I did for 17 years...
Now it's stuck in my head again!
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
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Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
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Oh man, this was my history teacher's favorite song back in middle school. Used to play it in class every. day. I thought I got away from that song... And I did for 17 years...
Now it's stuck in my head again!
I was referring to the movie which does have the song. Maybe it works.
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Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
There's always John Daker:
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H a m p s t e r d a n c e
🦡🦡🦡🦡
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I might also humbly suggest the theme to TaleSpin, that one's a beaut
️Ha ha ha ha haha! Spin it!
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
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Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah it's tasty as hell
wrote last edited by [email protected]Ooh mamacita, now you’re ringin’ the bell!
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I'm not sure that's really gonna make the situation better though...
First you mine. Then you craft. MINECRAFT!
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And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
In a mmmbop it really is gone
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Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
wrote last edited by [email protected]My partner and I used to switch between The Electric Slide and The Hustle as our earworms, so one day we mixed them together because it's the same tune. Now THAT is constantly stuck in our heads
All I'm saying is be careful with this approach for you may make a worse monster
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Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
Lol, thanks I needed to confirm that dinosaur name
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.
