My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
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He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do...
And he immediately responds "STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!"
And I'll never stop doing it
We have a no baby shark rule, my daughter hasn't latched onto it yet. Whenever it comes on Spotify skip it but sometimes I start singing along before I realize what I'm doing.
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Have them watch too many cooks.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
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We might solve a mysteryyy...
Or rewrite history!
I might also humbly suggest the theme to TaleSpin, that one's a beaut
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Sue him. Or record him, upload to Youtube and threaten to copyright strike him.
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Genuine question - why is that deemed a good answer? I'd expect an actual solution for a child to be more apropriate than humiliating an adult later in life. Like the suggestions telling to start singing it yourself, wrongly, seem much more effective and appropriate to me.
Full disclosure tho: Not a parent and no plans to ever be one
The suggestion and response are both meant humorously. It clearly isn't actually a good answer because it doesn't actually solve the problem, except in some passive-agressive far-off-in-the-future way.
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The suggestion and response are both meant humorously. It clearly isn't actually a good answer because it doesn't actually solve the problem, except in some passive-agressive far-off-in-the-future way.
Ah that's on me missing the clue then, apologies. Though in my defense, there are parents that do stuff like this.
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I put it on for myself(42) the other day it took all my will to not turn it off 3 mins in, I broke by 25 mins and turned it off. I then mocked my buddy who said it wasn't bad(he has 2 boys in prime Minecraft movie age).
I have an 18 month old girl with another on the way, not looking forward to whatever her equivalent frozen/Minecraft movie is. But I have also sung more wheels on the bus than I can stand.
I sat through a couple of the Paw Patrol movies when my guys were younger. It helps if you can find a way to appreciate them for what they are.
Or sleep. I slept through the Mario movie and I think that made it way better.
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Return to sender
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Make it inhumanely cringe. Start calling everything lava chicken as a replacement for "cool", make lame ass Minecraft dad jokes at every opportunity, yell chicken jockey out the window to summon your spawn in public.
That wouldn't be very lava chicken of you to do, to ruin a phrase like that.
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Have them watch too many cooks.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
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See if they like "Yellow Submarine" and switch over to the Beatles?
Oh man, this was my history teacher's favorite song back in middle school. Used to play it in class every. day. I thought I got away from that song... And I did for 17 years...
Now it's stuck in my head again!
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
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Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
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Oh man, this was my history teacher's favorite song back in middle school. Used to play it in class every. day. I thought I got away from that song... And I did for 17 years...
Now it's stuck in my head again!
I was referring to the movie which does have the song. Maybe it works.
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Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
There's always John Daker:
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H a m p s t e r d a n c e
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