Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
These shoes will claim they're victims of a crime and they're right!
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Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
That joke was already made in the article.
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
I'm just saying, renaming your store to "53 Shoes" after this would be really funny.
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There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.
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If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
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What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy's smart
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Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
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That joke was already made in the article.
There's an article?
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
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That joke was already made in the article.
I didn't read it as it's the Daily Heil.
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Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
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Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?You looking for a job as his attorney?
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If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
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My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?wrote last edited by [email protected]There's plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him...
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You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
wrote last edited by [email protected]also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
