Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.
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That joke was already made in the article.
I didn't read it as it's the Daily Heil.
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Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
wrote last edited by [email protected]INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
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Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?You looking for a job as his attorney?
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If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
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My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?wrote last edited by [email protected]There's plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him...
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You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
wrote last edited by [email protected]also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
He’s all right, I guess
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
He seems all right to me.
