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Anon buys a can of beans

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  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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    I don’t get it

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    • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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      This is a person that in decades past would have appropriately been institutionalized for their own safety. Instead they'll probably end up as a supervisor for some fucking DOGE team where their mental capacity fits like a glove.

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        m retar. no get.

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        • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

          I don’t get it

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          The post is making fun of people who make nonsensical complaints about things, usually anons. Buying a can of beans and complaining there are no tomatoes.

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          • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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            This reads like a real world Karen complaint.

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            • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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              Just to preserve your sanity, op, I understood this one and chuckled. Good greens

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              • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                "THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!"

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                • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                  My poor brain con not comprehend this many levels of irony. Now I know how boomers feel when they hear internet slang.

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                  • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                    I don’t get it

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                    it's 4chan so it's probably a transphobic allegory

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                    • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                      I'm pretty sure this is about trump voters.

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                      • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                        People in these comments really can‘t comprehend a metaphor, huh?

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                          People in these comments really can‘t comprehend a metaphor, huh?

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                          I mean, I understand that this is a metaphor for some instance of "someone thinks x should have y, and is dumb," but I have no idea what specific instance it's trying to poke fun at.

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                          • signtist@bookwyr.meS [email protected]

                            I mean, I understand that this is a metaphor for some instance of "someone thinks x should have y, and is dumb," but I have no idea what specific instance it's trying to poke fun at.

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                            Apply liberally. Bought a video game and expected a feature not common in the genre or the developer's history? Watched a movie but had no idea what the director's style is? Bought a smartphone and wanted features that brand has never had (or maybe the industry has moved away from)? Bought motion cameras but didn't realize you couldn't just watch the clips they record unless you buy their stupid cloud service...

                            That last one is me 😮‍💨

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                            • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                              Apply liberally. Bought a video game and expected a feature not common in the genre or the developer's history? Watched a movie but had no idea what the director's style is? Bought a smartphone and wanted features that brand has never had (or maybe the industry has moved away from)? Bought motion cameras but didn't realize you couldn't just watch the clips they record unless you buy their stupid cloud service...

                              That last one is me 😮‍💨

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                              Bought a bed and asked "where's the mattress?"

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                                "THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!"

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                                That's not what she said

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                                • signtist@bookwyr.meS [email protected]

                                  I mean, I understand that this is a metaphor for some instance of "someone thinks x should have y, and is dumb," but I have no idea what specific instance it's trying to poke fun at.

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                                  statistically, video game

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